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Text Quotes
1 1 = 3 if you don’t use a condom (Condom Quotes)
Condoms are like umbrellas. When you have them, it never rains (Condom Quotes)
Condoms should change different colors according to whatever STD them come in contact with (Condom Quotes)
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris (Condom Quotes)
Puffy cheeks. Smudged mascara. Slightly red nose. That girl was just crying. She’s so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom? (Condom Quotes)
Some people use just one condom, right? But we use tons (Condom Quotes)
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things. (Condom Quotes)
The best advice I got from my dad? Wear a condom (Condom Quotes)
Fear is the condom of life. It doesn’t allow you to enjoy things (Condom Quotes)
So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately? (Condom Quotes)
What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex! (Condom Quotes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a condom full of walnuts (Condom Quotes)
I can’t wait to see you wearing nothing but a condom (Condom Quotes)
You must always remember, the most important fashion accessory is the condom (Condom Quotes)
I can’t believe you’d sleep with someone like me without making me wear a condom (Condom Quotes)
I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids (Condom Quotes)
Get your socks off and a condom on (Condom Quotes)
An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn’t work (Condom Quotes)
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don’t bust (Condom Quotes)
No one has invented a condom for the pen yet (Condom Quotes)
Use a condom. The world doesn’t need another you. (Condom Quotes)
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory (Condom Quotes)
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure. (Condom Quotes)
I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come (Condom Quotes)
Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch spongebob squarepants I usually do something volatile like make them eat a yellow sponge with googly eyes on it. I hit them quite a bit, but then again I blame the condom manufacturing government for forcing me to birth them (Condom Quotes)
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. (Condom Quotes)
The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as high as 20 percent. Would you get on a plane - or put your children on a plane - if one of five passengers would be killed on the flight? Well, the statistic holds for condoms, folks (Condom Quotes)
If we only said safe sex, use a condom, we won’t stop the spread of AIDS in this country (Condom Quotes)
No matter how strong a condom is, it won’t protect you from a broken heart (Condom Quotes)
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away (Condom Quotes)
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