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Colin Quinn Quotes

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit Picture Quote #1

Everybody says before reviews come out, ‘Oh, reviews don’t matter,’ just in case they’re bad; everyone want to brace themselves Picture Quote #1

That’s the beauty of being a comedian - it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky Picture Quote #1

Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them eat cake’ line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type Picture Quote #1

I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and TV shows Picture Quote #1

Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it Picture Quote #1

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I was a class clown Picture Quote #1

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles Picture Quote #1

I always wanted to write as much as perform Picture Quote #1

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don’t own any Picture Quote #1

It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything Picture Quote #1

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My name has zero value Picture Quote #1

I’m not a big method actor. I’m much more superficial Picture Quote #1

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We’re not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We’re meant to be this way. It’s not our fault, it’s just who we are Picture Quote #1

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything Picture Quote #1

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don’t point out that people are different Picture Quote #1

I’m just another guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is, in a long line of them Picture Quote #1

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I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be Picture Quote #1

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn’t work anyway Picture Quote #1

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian Picture Quote #1

I don’t know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can’t even imagine them Picture Quote #1

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation Picture Quote #1

If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I’d have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn’t give up writing material Picture Quote #1

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I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself Picture Quote #1

He is very dry but also very funny. I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be Picture Quote #1

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it Picture Quote #1

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor Picture Quote #1

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I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit (Colin Quinn Quotes) Everybody says before reviews come out, ‘Oh, reviews don’t matter,’ just in case they’re bad; everyone want to brace themselves (Colin Quinn Quotes) That’s the beauty of being a comedian - it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky (Colin Quinn Quotes) Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them eat cake’ line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type (Colin Quinn Quotes) I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and TV shows (Colin Quinn Quotes) Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it (Colin Quinn Quotes) I was a class clown (Colin Quinn Quotes) The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests (Colin Quinn Quotes) Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles (Colin Quinn Quotes) I always wanted to write as much as perform (Colin Quinn Quotes) I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don’t own any (Colin Quinn Quotes) It was tumultuous, it was crazy, but I would not trade it for anything (Colin Quinn Quotes) My name has zero value (Colin Quinn Quotes) I’m not a big method actor. I’m much more superficial (Colin Quinn Quotes) Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We’re not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We’re meant to be this way. It’s not our fault, it’s just who we are (Colin Quinn Quotes) You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything (Colin Quinn Quotes) I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don’t point out that people are different (Colin Quinn Quotes) I’m just another guy who thinks he’s smarter than he is, in a long line of them (Colin Quinn Quotes) I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it’s not a good place for you to be (Colin Quinn Quotes) I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn’t work anyway (Colin Quinn Quotes) I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian (Colin Quinn Quotes) I don’t know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can’t even imagine them (Colin Quinn Quotes) So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation (Colin Quinn Quotes) If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I’d have to keep writing because I love it. Yes, I enjoy performing, too. But I couldn’t give up writing material (Colin Quinn Quotes) I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more than history itself (Colin Quinn Quotes) He is very dry but also very funny. I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be (Colin Quinn Quotes) You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it (Colin Quinn Quotes) For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor (Colin Quinn Quotes)

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