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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year (Claus Quotes)
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. (Claus Quotes)
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus (Claus Quotes)
Nobody shoots at Santa Claus (Claus Quotes)
Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus (Claus Quotes)
You can’t fool me. There ain’t no Sanity Claus! (Claus Quotes)
I’m the only one who still believes in Santa Claus! (Claus Quotes)
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year (Claus Quotes)
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt (Claus Quotes)
Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man (Claus Quotes)
There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus (Claus Quotes)
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide (Claus Quotes)
You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (Claus Quotes)
I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person (Claus Quotes)
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good (Claus Quotes)
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. (Claus Quotes)