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Chuck Klosterman Quotes

When you’re writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can’t swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you’re writing for the next day Picture Quote #1

The essays are different because ultimately it’s things I’m interested in, and I’m really just writing about myself and using those subjects as a prism Picture Quote #1

In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn’t seem to care Picture Quote #1

I care about strangers when they’re abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they’re literally in front of me Picture Quote #1

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you’d be amazed at how many people don’t think of it when it’s relevant. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream Picture Quote #1

In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself Picture Quote #1

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We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we die Picture Quote #1

Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less Picture Quote #1

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class Picture Quote #1

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation Picture Quote #1

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you Picture Quote #1

It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don’t actually know Picture Quote #1

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What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? Picture Quote #1

Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married Picture Quote #1

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it’s almost like the other people can’t see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow Picture Quote #1

I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they’re all so envious of it Picture Quote #1

We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled Picture Quote #1

It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn Picture Quote #1

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Observing someone without context amplifies the experience. The more we know, the less we are able to feel Picture Quote #1

This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn’t matter. You just live Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter what you can do if you don’t know why you’re doing it Picture Quote #1

This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go Picture Quote #1

My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn’t; every time I think somebody doesn’t like me, she does. This has never changed and I’m certain it never will Picture Quote #1

When given the choice, we’d all rather be happy now … even if that guarantees we’ll all be sad later Picture Quote #1

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The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident Picture Quote #1

The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably Picture Quote #1

Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool Picture Quote #1

As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life Picture Quote #1

If you’re the type of person who wants to associate exclusively with those who perfectly mirror your own ethical worldview, you’re reducing significantly the scope of your potential life experience Picture Quote #1

It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure Picture Quote #1

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When you’re writing for newspapers you have all these parameters. You can’t swear, you have to use short paragraphs, all that. If you stay within those parameters, you have lots of freedom because you’re writing for the next day (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) The essays are different because ultimately it’s things I’m interested in, and I’m really just writing about myself and using those subjects as a prism (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn’t seem to care (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) I care about strangers when they’re abstractions, but I feel almost nothing when they’re literally in front of me (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems obvious now, but you’d be amazed at how many people don’t think of it when it’s relevant. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) We all believe that we are a certain kind of person, but we never know until we do something that proves otherwise, or until we die (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Every relationship is fundamentally a power struggle, and the individual in power is whoever likes the other person less (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) It was the kind of love you can only feel toward someone you don’t actually know (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself? (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Gay marriage should be legalized in america because gay men are the only men who want to be married (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it’s almost like the other people can’t see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) I honestly believe that people of my generation despise authenticity, mostly because they’re all so envious of it (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Observing someone without context amplifies the experience. The more we know, the less we are able to feel (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) This is what being alive feels like, you know? The place doesn’t matter. You just live (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) It doesn’t matter what you can do if you don’t know why you’re doing it (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) This made her remember why people take up walking: It is because they no longer have anywhere to go (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn’t; every time I think somebody doesn’t like me, she does. This has never changed and I’m certain it never will (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) When given the choice, we’d all rather be happy now … even if that guarantees we’ll all be sad later (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) The things he did on purpose were usually no different from the mistakes he made by accident (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) The last girl I love will be someone I haven’t even met yet, probably (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) Real people are actively trying to live like fake people, so real people are no less fake. Every comparison becomes impractical. This is why the impractical has become totally acceptable; impracticality almost seems cool (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) If you’re the type of person who wants to associate exclusively with those who perfectly mirror your own ethical worldview, you’re reducing significantly the scope of your potential life experience (Chuck Klosterman Quotes) It has always been my belief that people are remembered for the sum of their accomplishments but defined by their singular failure (Chuck Klosterman Quotes)

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