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Christopher Moore Quotes

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Life is an irritation  (Christopher Moore Quotes) All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Why understand when you can believe  (Christopher Moore Quotes) The medium obscured the message  (Christopher Moore Quotes) People, generally, suck  (Christopher Moore Quotes) So Now You’re Death: Here’s What You’ll Need  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Like God’s own chocolate, I’d lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk  (Christopher Moore Quotes) I don’t give a toss about being remembered after my death  (Christopher Moore Quotes) The reason I’m writing funny books is that I wish there were more  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Shoes off in the whale! And don’t try and make a break for the anus.  (Christopher Moore Quotes) It’s like time travel only, you know, slower...  (Christopher Moore Quotes) My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate  (Christopher Moore Quotes) If you like what you’re reading, I probably wrote it  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Routine feeds the illusion of safety  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Ack! Parables. I hate parables  (Christopher Moore Quotes) You’re going to break my heart, aren’t you?  (Christopher Moore Quotes) She’s evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism  (Christopher Moore Quotes) How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Faith isn’t an act of intelligence, it’s an act of imagination  (Christopher Moore Quotes) He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own  (Christopher Moore Quotes) One can’t be free without action  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Angels are just pretty insects  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Hope is merely another face of desire  (Christopher Moore Quotes) ... she is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil  (Christopher Moore Quotes) Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit  (Christopher Moore Quotes) She laughed. My favorite music  (Christopher Moore Quotes)
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