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Christmas Vacation Quotes

We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas Picture Quote #1
Yes, yes, it’s a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out Picture Quote #1
And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house Picture Quote #1
Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to nowhere and leave you for dead? Picture Quote #1
Dad this tree won’t fit in our backyard. It’s not going in the yard, Russ. It’s going in the living room Picture Quote #1
Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks’ Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely Picture Quote #1
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We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest christmas  (Christmas Vacation Quotes) Yes, yes, it’s a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out  (Christmas Vacation Quotes) And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house  (Christmas Vacation Quotes) Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to nowhere and leave you for dead?  (Christmas Vacation Quotes) Dad this tree won’t fit in our backyard. It’s not going in the yard, Russ. It’s going in the living room  (Christmas Vacation Quotes) Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks’ Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely.  (Christmas Vacation Quotes)