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Chelsea Handler Quotes

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU Picture Quote #1
... some of the best sex I can barely remember Picture Quote #1
First of all, I’m not an actor - I’m an asshole Picture Quote #1
But then, like George Michael in a men’s bathroom, I got cocky Picture Quote #1
I want to start saying bad words all the time! Picture Quote #1
My life and my legs have been an open book Picture Quote #1
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One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern Picture Quote #1
I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps Picture Quote #1
My father has a high opinion of his opinion Picture Quote #1
I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard Picture Quote #1
Women don’t have to be jealous of other women Picture Quote #1
We women have to stick together Picture Quote #1
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The important thing is to be drunk Picture Quote #1
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either Picture Quote #1
Don’t choose the better guy, choose the guy that’s gonna make you the better girl Picture Quote #1
You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever you want and don’t let anybody tell you to stop it Picture Quote #1
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You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) ... some of the best sex I can barely remember  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) First of all, I’m not an actor - I’m an asshole  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) But then, like George Michael in a men’s bathroom, I got cocky  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) I want to start saying bad words all the time!  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) My life and my legs have been an open book  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) I hate when men think that money is gonna buy you happiness... I mean, it helps.  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) My father has a high opinion of his opinion  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) Women don’t have to be jealous of other women  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) We women have to stick together  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) The important thing is to be drunk  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) Don’t choose the better guy, choose the guy that’s gonna make you the better girl  (Chelsea Handler Quotes) You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever you want and don’t let anybody tell you to stop it  (Chelsea Handler Quotes)