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Comedy Central was a great network, but ‘Chappelle’s Show’ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‘Chappelle’ reruns. For BET, the ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’ has that same potential Picture Quote #1

The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of ‘The Daily Show,’ which back then was not called ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.’ Picture Quote #1

I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing Picture Quote #1

I really love ‘Real Housewives.’ It’s like the, you know, comedy stuff that’s, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love ‘Nathan for You,’ that Comedy Central show. It’s just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called ‘Billy on the Street’ that I write for, and even if I didn’t write for it, I’d still love it Picture Quote #1

In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year Picture Quote #1

As a news person, you can’t spend all your time responding to a Comedy Central star. It’s not what we do Picture Quote #1

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I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? Picture Quote #1

I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is Picture Quote #1

Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They’ve never seen anything that quick Picture Quote #1

[ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career Picture Quote #1

Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn’t happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player Picture Quote #1

Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you’re playing to the camera Picture Quote #1

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When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner Picture Quote #1

When I started stand-up - and this is in the 90s - there was definitely people hadn’t watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy Picture Quote #1

The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central Picture Quote #1

I’ve asked Comedy Central, and they just say, I don’t know. It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world Picture Quote #1

I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn’t publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn’t about to tell the people who work for me that they didn’t have jobs anymore because I wasn’t going to delete a stupid tweet Picture Quote #1

There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show Picture Quote #1

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I think everybody has a point where they’re not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don’t think there was anything we really fought for that didn’t happen Picture Quote #1

Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can’t joke about. Donald Trump’s rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn’t joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to Picture Quote #1

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been Picture Quote #1

The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off Picture Quote #1

Empowerment of individuals and communities is absolutely central. Getting the community involved in organising their own destiny has got to be a key part of it Picture Quote #1

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Central Philippines has the competitive edge in tourism in its natural wonders and the extraordinary hospitality of its people Picture Quote #1

But it seemed to me that as soon as you have computer storage you could put every point you wanted in - make the ones that are less relevant to your central topic, further away or allow the central topic to move as the reader proceeded Picture Quote #1

I think that if the novel’s task is to describe where we find ourselves and how we live now, the novelist must take a good, hard look at the most central facts of contemporary life - technology and science Picture Quote #1

We live in a modern world, and in contemporary music the central fact is contamination. Not the contamination of disease but the contamination of musical styles. If you find this in me, that is good Picture Quote #1

The environment is becoming so much a central concern, I see environmental concerns just bleeding into poetries all over the place. My hope is that we won’t have these environmental poets tucked over here and everybody else doing cool stuff with language and consciousness elsewhere, but that all of it will become one thing Picture Quote #1

China is a vast, disparate country; there is no alternative to strong central power Picture Quote #1

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Comedy Central was a great network, but ‘Chappelle’s Show’ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‘Chappelle’ reruns. For BET, the ‘Real Husbands of Hollywood’ has that same potential. (Central Quotes) The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of ‘The Daily Show,’ which back then was not called ‘The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.’ (Central Quotes) I’m doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They’re faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they’re funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing. (Central Quotes) I really love ‘Real Housewives.’ It’s like the, you know, comedy stuff that’s, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love ‘Nathan for You,’ that Comedy Central show. It’s just brilliant. My friend Bill Eichner has a show called ‘Billy on the Street’ that I write for, and even if I didn’t write for it, I’d still love it. (Central Quotes) In a perfect world, I would like to do as many seasons of ‘Workaholics’ as possible, as long as people still like the show and Comedy Central will still have us. And doing movies, writing my own movies and doing movies with my friends. I think that would be such a dream to be someone like Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller. Do one or two movies a year. (Central Quotes) As a news person, you can’t spend all your time responding to a Comedy Central star. It’s not what we do. (Central Quotes) I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it’s like, what? You want no Comedy Central? (Central Quotes) I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is. (Central Quotes) Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They’ve never seen anything that quick. (Central Quotes) [ Hosting Saturday Night Live ] paved the way for Parks And Rec and The Grinder, the Comedy Central Roast, and that whole side of my career. (Central Quotes) Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn’t happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player. (Central Quotes) Having done stand-up on television and in stand-up specials for like Comedy Central, you learn quickly that for that type of performance you’re playing to the camera. (Central Quotes) When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner. (Central Quotes) When I started stand-up - and this is in the 90s - there was definitely people hadn’t watched decades of Comedy Central, where people are really much more educated on stand-up comedy. (Central Quotes) The crooks downtown figured out that comedy is like a hammer. It can put up a barn and it can knock down a wall. So they bought it outright and marketed it as Comedy Central. (Central Quotes) I’ve asked Comedy Central, and they just say, I don’t know. It took Showtime two years to put my special on DVD. Owning your own content is the single most important thing in the world. (Central Quotes) I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn’t publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn’t about to tell the people who work for me that they didn’t have jobs anymore because I wasn’t going to delete a stupid tweet. (Central Quotes) There’s this other world where all comedians want to do is make funny videos. Typically what’s happened in the past is that a comedian gets a standup career and over the course of 20 years builds it up to the point where Comedy Central gives them a sketch show. (Central Quotes) I think everybody has a point where they’re not going to cross that line. There were a couple of things with Comedy Central that we had to fight for. They were pretty cool about everything. I don’t think there was anything we really fought for that didn’t happen. (Central Quotes) Few years ago [Donald] Trump was being roasted by Comedy Central. They always have rules about things that you can’t joke about. Donald Trump’s rule at that time, the only thing that you couldn’t joke about was a suggestion that he has less money that he claimed to. (Central Quotes) Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. (Central Quotes) The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts. (Central Quotes) Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off. (Central Quotes) Empowerment of individuals and communities is absolutely central. Getting the community involved in organising their own destiny has got to be a key part of it. (Central Quotes) Central Philippines has the competitive edge in tourism in its natural wonders and the extraordinary hospitality of its people. (Central Quotes) But it seemed to me that as soon as you have computer storage you could put every point you wanted in - make the ones that are less relevant to your central topic, further away or allow the central topic to move as the reader proceeded. (Central Quotes) I think that if the novel’s task is to describe where we find ourselves and how we live now, the novelist must take a good, hard look at the most central facts of contemporary life - technology and science. (Central Quotes) We live in a modern world, and in contemporary music the central fact is contamination. Not the contamination of disease but the contamination of musical styles. If you find this in me, that is good. (Central Quotes) The environment is becoming so much a central concern, I see environmental concerns just bleeding into poetries all over the place. My hope is that we won’t have these environmental poets tucked over here and everybody else doing cool stuff with language and consciousness elsewhere, but that all of it will become one thing. (Central Quotes) China is a vast, disparate country; there is no alternative to strong central power (Central Quotes)

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