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Cathy Guisewite Quotes

Animal welfare issues have always been important to me Picture Quote #1

I’m most proud of having created something that men never completely get Picture Quote #1

In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work Picture Quote #1

The story of a mother’s life: Trapped between a scream and a hug Picture Quote #1

Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it Picture Quote #1

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar Picture Quote #1

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There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape... High heels and shoulder pads! Picture Quote #1

So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality Picture Quote #1

Small wastebasket liners, $1.17... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29... garbage can liners, $3.98... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I’m going to throw away Picture Quote #1

Now I’m searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn’t have a date and isn’t too depressing to be around. It’s getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend Picture Quote #1

Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her Picture Quote #1

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right Picture Quote #1

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Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip Picture Quote #1

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I’d like more women to get to have it. I can’t think of any reason why we won’t see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future Picture Quote #1

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976 Picture Quote #1

Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material Picture Quote #1

I’d love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page Picture Quote #1

I’m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain Picture Quote #1

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After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I’ve never lost. Hope and weight Picture Quote #1

A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you’re single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it’s a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have Picture Quote #1

My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog Picture Quote #1

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up Picture Quote #1

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin Picture Quote #1

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping Picture Quote #1

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Food... love... mother... career... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups Picture Quote #1

Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens Picture Quote #1

I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate Picture Quote #1

I’ve found it’s better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person Picture Quote #1

I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They’ll turn away a mother full of advice, but they’ll never say no to one holding a mop Picture Quote #1

Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back Picture Quote #1

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Animal welfare issues have always been important to me (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’m most proud of having created something that men never completely get (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) In 1976 I wrote a lot about women trying to claim the right to work (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) The story of a mother’s life: Trapped between a scream and a hug (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) There are only two secrets to a slimmer shape... High heels and shoulder pads! (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) So often, happiness is the extent to which we balance our grandiose expectations with reality (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Small wastebasket liners, $1.17... tall wastebasket liners, $2.29... garbage can liners, $3.98... I think I just spent $7.44 buying something I’m going to throw away (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Now I’m searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn’t have a date and isn’t too depressing to be around. It’s getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Because the majority of my readers are women, I feel that one public service I can provide to them is to spread the message of regular mammograms and early detection within the strip (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I’d like more women to get to have it. I can’t think of any reason why we won’t see more syndicated female cartoonists in the future (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976 (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’d love to see more equal representation of female and male cartoonists on the comics page (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I’ve never lost. Hope and weight (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you’re single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it’s a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being thin (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror of bathing suit shopping (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Food... love... mother... career... Live every day to the fullest. Partake of the four basic guilt groups (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I was going to sip on a diet soda, but a little voice convinced me I needed the extra calcium from a cup of hot chocolate (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I’ve found it’s better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) I understand the sensitivities of grown children with little ones of their own!! They’ll turn away a mother full of advice, but they’ll never say no to one holding a mop (Cathy Guisewite Quotes) Breaking up: It’s so easy to return their possessions, but so hard to get our brain cells back (Cathy Guisewite Quotes)

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