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Casey Stengel Quotes

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds Picture Quote #1

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it Picture Quote #1

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss Picture Quote #1

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games Picture Quote #1

They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again Picture Quote #1

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out Picture Quote #1

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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it Picture Quote #1

You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls Picture Quote #1

The best ballplayer’s the one who doesn’t think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you Picture Quote #1

It’s easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that’s the hard part Picture Quote #1

I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave Picture Quote #1

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it Picture Quote #1

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You can’t go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane Picture Quote #1

I got one that can throw but can’t catch, and one that can catch but can’t throw, and one who can hit but can’t do either Picture Quote #1

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear Picture Quote #1

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn’t take any chances with some of them birds Picture Quote #1

See that fella over there? He’s 20 years old. In 10 years, he’s got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he’s 20 years old, too. In 10 years he’s got a chance to be 30 Picture Quote #1

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire Picture Quote #1

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They said it couldn’t be done, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way Picture Quote #1

The key to good management is keeping the nine guys who hate your guts away from the nine guys who haven’t made up their minds Picture Quote #1

Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It’s staying up all night looking for them that does you in Picture Quote #1

All you have to do is keep the five players who hate your guts away from the five who are undecided Picture Quote #1

It’s easy to get the players; it’s getting them to play together that’s the tough part Picture Quote #1

I don’t believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees. How many did he win with the Boston Braves and Mets? Picture Quote #1

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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds (Casey Stengel Quotes) The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it (Casey Stengel Quotes) The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss (Casey Stengel Quotes) They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games (Casey Stengel Quotes) They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again (Casey Stengel Quotes) When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out (Casey Stengel Quotes) You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it (Casey Stengel Quotes) You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls (Casey Stengel Quotes) The best ballplayer’s the one who doesn’t think he made good. He keeps trying to convince you (Casey Stengel Quotes) It’s easy to get good players. Getting them to play together, that’s the hard part (Casey Stengel Quotes) I became a major league manager in several cities and was discharged. We call it discharged because there was no question I had to leave (Casey Stengel Quotes) We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it (Casey Stengel Quotes) You can’t go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane (Casey Stengel Quotes) I got one that can throw but can’t catch, and one that can catch but can’t throw, and one who can hit but can’t do either (Casey Stengel Quotes) I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear (Casey Stengel Quotes) Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn’t take any chances with some of them birds (Casey Stengel Quotes) See that fella over there? He’s 20 years old. In 10 years, he’s got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he’s 20 years old, too. In 10 years he’s got a chance to be 30 (Casey Stengel Quotes) Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire (Casey Stengel Quotes) They said it couldn’t be done, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way (Casey Stengel Quotes) The key to good management is keeping the nine guys who hate your guts away from the nine guys who haven’t made up their minds (Casey Stengel Quotes) Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It’s staying up all night looking for them that does you in (Casey Stengel Quotes) All you have to do is keep the five players who hate your guts away from the five who are undecided (Casey Stengel Quotes) It’s easy to get the players; it’s getting them to play together that’s the tough part (Casey Stengel Quotes) I don’t believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees. How many did he win with the Boston Braves and Mets? (Casey Stengel Quotes)

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