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Bullshit Quotes

Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached Picture Quote #1

This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out, Picture Quote #1

No matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he’ll always be mine Picture Quote #1

They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit Picture Quote #1

I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I’d have held up a cross, cause he’s allergic to bullshit Picture Quote #1

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit Picture Quote #1

Crosses only scare vampires away because they’re allergic to bullshit Picture Quote #1

Some girls had mothers who never called them beautiful but swore their love up and down. It’s all the same, really. All bullshit Picture Quote #1

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it Picture Quote #1

I’d define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or propaganda. Maybe an ability to think for yourself Picture Quote #1

It’s bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They’re not. They’re just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close Picture Quote #1

The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election Picture Quote #1

My mother’s people, the people who captured my imagination when I was growing up, were of the Deep South - emotional, changeable, touched with charisma and given to histrionic flourishes. They were courageous under tension and unexpectedly tough beneath their wild eccentricities, for they had and unusually close working agreement with God. They also had an unusually high quota of bullshit Picture Quote #1

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it’s all bullshit Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don’t take any of it too seriously Picture Quote #1

He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. Which one is that? I asked her. Do not bullshit thy father, she said Picture Quote #1

People think life is real complicated. Actually, there’s nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple Picture Quote #1

I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace, and we’re only given 70 percent of our counterparts’ salaries, then we shouldn’t have to pay but 70 percent of our college tuition. Maybe that’ll stop the bullshit Picture Quote #1

Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many things are like that. Everyone just assumes they’re true, because people are basically lazy and incurious, which incidentally is one of those words that sounds like it wouldn’t be a word but is Picture Quote #1

I’m jumping in right now. And I’m going to say that everybody I know has a ‘day I met CM Punk story’ and they’re all 100% fabrication. It’s all bullshit. Thank you Picture Quote #1

This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is somehow responsible for increasing juvenile delinquency or the increase in divorce rate, is just so much bullshit Picture Quote #1

Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one’s way down closer to the essential self Picture Quote #1

If you want to become enlightened, you’ve got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely Picture Quote #1

Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramatics Monica: Or what, you’ll bleed on me, Emo Princess of Freakdomonia? Claire: Fine. You come with us. If you get in my way, I’ll kill you Picture Quote #1

You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it Picture Quote #1

Christian music was music that I grew up listening to that I can’t say has had much of an impact on anything I have done in my adult life. Maybe Christianity has, but certainly not the bullshit Christian music I was listening to when I was 12. To me there’s not much substance in that music. I don’t have a message or anything Picture Quote #1

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson Picture Quote #1

Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower Picture Quote #1

Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.) Picture Quote #1

I don’t buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The 60s were such a glorious time but it’s easy to forget that there was all sorts of bullshit too Picture Quote #1

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Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached. (Bullshit Quotes) This is what the real, no bullshit value of your liberal arts education is supposed to be about: how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out, (Bullshit Quotes) No matter what bullshit you heard, hes still mine! he’ll always be mine (Bullshit Quotes) They knew bullshit, and they knew about the ruling class; dying for a ruling class cause was almost always bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I’d have held up a cross, cause he’s allergic to bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit (Bullshit Quotes) Crosses only scare vampires away because they’re allergic to bullshit (Bullshit Quotes) Some girls had mothers who never called them beautiful but swore their love up and down. It’s all the same, really. All bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it (Bullshit Quotes) I’d define it as self-awareness: an ability to trust your own judgment. An ability to see through veils of bullshit or spins on stories or propaganda. Maybe an ability to think for yourself (Bullshit Quotes) It’s bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They’re not. They’re just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close. (Bullshit Quotes) The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election (Bullshit Quotes) My mother’s people, the people who captured my imagination when I was growing up, were of the Deep South - emotional, changeable, touched with charisma and given to histrionic flourishes. They were courageous under tension and unexpectedly tough beneath their wild eccentricities, for they had and unusually close working agreement with God. They also had an unusually high quota of bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it’s all bullshit (Bullshit Quotes) I wouldn’t give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don’t take any of it too seriously. (Bullshit Quotes) He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. Which one is that? I asked her. Do not bullshit thy father, she said. (Bullshit Quotes) People think life is real complicated. Actually, there’s nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. (Bullshit Quotes) I believe that if we have to pay 100 percent for our college tuition, and then we get into the workplace, and we’re only given 70 percent of our counterparts’ salaries, then we shouldn’t have to pay but 70 percent of our college tuition. Maybe that’ll stop the bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many things are like that. Everyone just assumes they’re true, because people are basically lazy and incurious, which incidentally is one of those words that sounds like it wouldn’t be a word but is. (Bullshit Quotes) I’m jumping in right now. And I’m going to say that everybody I know has a ‘day I met CM Punk story’ and they’re all 100% fabrication. It’s all bullshit. Thank you. (Bullshit Quotes) This idea that the employment of women, the movement of women outside the home into the work world, and their demand for equality is somehow responsible for increasing juvenile delinquency or the increase in divorce rate, is just so much bullshit. (Bullshit Quotes) Night and gin and music-the right setting for peeling off the thin clinging layers of bullshit and finding one’s way down closer to the essential self. (Bullshit Quotes) If you want to become enlightened, you’ve got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely. (Bullshit Quotes) Eve: Shut up, we have zero time for you and your bullshit dramatics Monica: Or what, you’ll bleed on me, Emo Princess of Freakdomonia? Claire: Fine. You come with us. If you get in my way, I’ll kill you. (Bullshit Quotes) You don’t make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it. (Bullshit Quotes) Christian music was music that I grew up listening to that I can’t say has had much of an impact on anything I have done in my adult life. Maybe Christianity has, but certainly not the bullshit Christian music I was listening to when I was 12. To me there’s not much substance in that music. I don’t have a message or anything. (Bullshit Quotes) My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up. - Charley Davidson (Bullshit Quotes) Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower. (Bullshit Quotes) Give me a man with a little fight in him, a man who calls me on my bullshit. (But who also kind of likes my bullshit.) (Bullshit Quotes) I don’t buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The 60s were such a glorious time but it’s easy to forget that there was all sorts of bullshit too. (Bullshit Quotes)

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