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Boyfriend Quotes

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around... You have to care about your work, but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look Picture Quote #1

My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I’ll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a typewriter and I whited out a line, often I would choose a word to go in the space just because it fit. Now I don’t have to do that Picture Quote #1

When I’m single, I don’t focus. I focus on a guy if he’s a boyfriend, but I don’t focus on finding a boyfriend. They’re never around when you want them Picture Quote #1

No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That’s all we can ask for Picture Quote #1

I attempt to surf. I’m not as good as anyone else in the water. I’m more like a beached whale. I just hang out on my board. I can ride, but I get too nervous unless I go with my boyfriend or my trainer. There are too many burly men out there! Picture Quote #1

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush Picture Quote #1

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I’d like to have a boyfriend in prison so I’d always know where he is Picture Quote #1

I didn’t really get into boys until my junior year of high school, when I had my first boyfriend. But for the most part I was always playing sports, so I was too busy for them! Picture Quote #1

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn’t be caught dead in them Picture Quote #1

Now I’m searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn’t have a date and isn’t too depressing to be around. It’s getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend Picture Quote #1

If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, keep you in my arms girl, you’d never be alone, and I could be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend Picture Quote #1

Guys make me feel secure and comfortable when I’m scared or need attention. They bring stability. And affection. And fun. And drama. You learn so much from a boyfriend. It’s hard to put into words, I guess Picture Quote #1

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Maybe it’s impossible to find everything you want in one person. Maybe everyone in your life gives you certain things you need. And your friends give you the rest of what you can’t get from your boyfriend Picture Quote #1

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean Picture Quote #1

All my stuff is men’s fashion. It’s always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers Picture Quote #1

I know my boyfriend loves to have something to hold onto. Theres a lot of men out there who do Picture Quote #1

I’ve been running since high school. My boyfriend was on the track team, and I’d run with him Picture Quote #1

A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I’m allergic to cats and I’ve had a boyfriend since college Picture Quote #1

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I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, but I didn’t. I gotta admit the truth: It turned me on Picture Quote #1

There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up Picture Quote #1

My home life is very much about getting up in the morning and getting to the gym or getting on my bicycle and making sure that I get to cook dinner for my boyfriend Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head Picture Quote #1

I’m not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I’m a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I’m useless. I mean, I’m a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things Picture Quote #1

Just because I’ve gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn’t mean I’m going to leave my bestfriend high and dry Picture Quote #1

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Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn’t need a new boyfriend. I’d had enough of boyfriends to last a lifetime. The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back Picture Quote #1

Well sure, who doesn’t need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one Picture Quote #1

I’m a bad boyfriend. She’s a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot Picture Quote #1

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That’s a step too far Picture Quote #1

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Treat your career like a bad boyfriend... Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around... You have to care about your work, but not about the result. You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look (Boyfriend Quotes) My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I’ll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a typewriter and I whited out a line, often I would choose a word to go in the space just because it fit. Now I don’t have to do that (Boyfriend Quotes) When I’m single, I don’t focus. I focus on a guy if he’s a boyfriend, but I don’t focus on finding a boyfriend. They’re never around when you want them (Boyfriend Quotes) No relationship is perfect nor will anyone ever be the best boyfriend or girlfriend. Long as you put in the effort and try to make your lover happy. That’s all we can ask for (Boyfriend Quotes) I attempt to surf. I’m not as good as anyone else in the water. I’m more like a beached whale. I just hang out on my board. I can ride, but I get too nervous unless I go with my boyfriend or my trainer. There are too many burly men out there! (Boyfriend Quotes) If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush (Boyfriend Quotes) I’d like to have a boyfriend in prison so I’d always know where he is (Boyfriend Quotes) I didn’t really get into boys until my junior year of high school, when I had my first boyfriend. But for the most part I was always playing sports, so I was too busy for them! (Boyfriend Quotes) The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn’t be caught dead in them (Boyfriend Quotes) Now I’m searching for a slightly overweight, single, childless woman who doesn’t have a date and isn’t too depressing to be around. It’s getting harder to find a girlfriend than a boyfriend (Boyfriend Quotes) If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, keep you in my arms girl, you’d never be alone, and I could be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend (Boyfriend Quotes) Guys make me feel secure and comfortable when I’m scared or need attention. They bring stability. And affection. And fun. And drama. You learn so much from a boyfriend. It’s hard to put into words, I guess (Boyfriend Quotes) Maybe it’s impossible to find everything you want in one person. Maybe everyone in your life gives you certain things you need. And your friends give you the rest of what you can’t get from your boyfriend (Boyfriend Quotes) If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean (Boyfriend Quotes) All my stuff is men’s fashion. It’s always oversized shirts, boyfriend blazers and trousers (Boyfriend Quotes) I know my boyfriend loves to have something to hold onto. Theres a lot of men out there who do (Boyfriend Quotes) I’ve been running since high school. My boyfriend was on the track team, and I’d run with him (Boyfriend Quotes) A lot of times I play a fat woman with cats who has no boyfriends. And in real life, I’m allergic to cats and I’ve had a boyfriend since college (Boyfriend Quotes) I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend gave them a gun to hide, but I didn’t. I gotta admit the truth: It turned me on (Boyfriend Quotes) There are certain restaurants where you should photograph the food rather than eat it. These are great places to bring a narcissistic boyfriend before you break up (Boyfriend Quotes) My home life is very much about getting up in the morning and getting to the gym or getting on my bicycle and making sure that I get to cook dinner for my boyfriend (Boyfriend Quotes) I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head (Boyfriend Quotes) I’m not an easy person to love. There are lots of times when I’m a very good boyfriend, but there are times when I’m useless. I mean, I’m a mess around the house. I talk nonstop. I become obsessed with things (Boyfriend Quotes) Just because I’ve gone and snagged myself a hot boyfriend doesn’t mean I’m going to leave my bestfriend high and dry (Boyfriend Quotes) Why did everyone think I needed a new boyfriend? I didn’t need a new boyfriend. I’d had enough of boyfriends to last a lifetime. The only thing a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart (Boyfriend Quotes) Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back (Boyfriend Quotes) Well sure, who doesn’t need a boyfriend? but realistically, those exotic creatures are hard to come by. At least a quality one (Boyfriend Quotes) I’m a bad boyfriend. She’s a bad girlfriend. We deserve each other (Boyfriend Quotes) I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot (Boyfriend Quotes) You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That’s a step too far (Boyfriend Quotes)

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