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Bonnie McFarlane Quotes

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I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) I jog, actually; I go at night. A lot of women, they don’t like to go jogging alone at night. They’re afraid they might get accosted. I go naked. That way, if there are any perverts around, they think I’m already being chased.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) I love my hunting dog. I loved my hunting dog - I’m not very good at hunting.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it’s a weird thing that people keep trotting out.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) I’ve always wanted to be a writer. Always been very creative. I always laughed at things that the rest of my family would sort of get angry, like not understand.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes) You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.  (Bonnie McFarlane Quotes)