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Bob Saget Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
Having you in my life made everything better
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You had me at hello
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love (Bob Saget Quotes)
My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward. (Bob Saget Quotes)
At the end of the day it’s the end of the day (Bob Saget Quotes)
Some dead people said smart stuff (Bob Saget Quotes)
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away. (Bob Saget Quotes)
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away (Bob Saget Quotes)
I never expected to live this long (Bob Saget Quotes)
I become a chameleon for wherever I am (Bob Saget Quotes)
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison (Bob Saget Quotes)
When you have a good time there is no time (Bob Saget Quotes)
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something (Bob Saget Quotes)
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers. (Bob Saget Quotes)
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist (Bob Saget Quotes)
If you go with Marshall McLuhan’s theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you’re hosting a blooper show, you’re done. (Bob Saget Quotes)
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated. (Bob Saget Quotes)
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people. (Bob Saget Quotes)
It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60’s there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn’t exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out. (Bob Saget Quotes)
One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs. (Bob Saget Quotes)
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one! (Bob Saget Quotes)
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people. (Bob Saget Quotes)
Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That’s who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I’m a piece of crap? (Bob Saget Quotes)
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse? (Bob Saget Quotes)
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person? (Bob Saget Quotes)
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn’t look good in any of these - you can’t see the house! You gotta really show that that’s the house! (Bob Saget Quotes)
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored. (Bob Saget Quotes)
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that? (Bob Saget Quotes)
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked. (Bob Saget Quotes)
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too. (Bob Saget Quotes)
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news. (Bob Saget Quotes)
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business. (Bob Saget Quotes)
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