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Bob Monkhouse Quotes
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Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
What do gardeners do when they retire? (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
It got up to 94 degrees today – that’s pretty good at my age (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
I got my start in silent radio (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs? (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to? (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)
I’ll never stop working. I want to die in the saddle. A day is wasted for me if I haven’t done something even mildly creative (Bob Monkhouse Quotes)