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Birthdays Quotes

Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in Picture Quote #1

I’m not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! Picture Quote #1

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me Picture Quote #1

Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It’s like getting a badge for attendance Picture Quote #1

There’s no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there’s no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it’s with one person or with 20 Picture Quote #1

My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays Picture Quote #1

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I like to go to anybody else’s birthday, and if I’m invited I’m a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don’t care Picture Quote #1

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end Picture Quote #1

On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I’m going to tow my wife across the bathtub Picture Quote #1

I’d sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don’t have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice Picture Quote #1

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children Picture Quote #1

I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth Picture Quote #1

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I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon Picture Quote #1

I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It’s so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I’m like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I’m like the cake streak is over Picture Quote #1

I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn’t. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I’m doing by how many people remember; it’s like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up Picture Quote #1

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing Picture Quote #1

I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don’t know what it is, anybody’s only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives Picture Quote #1

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth Picture Quote #1

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Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth Picture Quote #1

I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don’t like those Picture Quote #1

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends’ birthdays Picture Quote #1

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays Picture Quote #1

Elements and birthdays have been intertwined for me since boyhood, when I learned about atomic numbers Picture Quote #1

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Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in (Birthdays Quotes) I’m not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays! (Birthdays Quotes) It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me (Birthdays Quotes) Birthdays are a reward for having shown up 365 days in a row. It’s like getting a badge for attendance (Birthdays Quotes) There’s no magic numbers in birthdays in my life, there are no milestones, there’s no event. Every birthday has to be celebrated to its fullest, even if it’s with one person or with 20 (Birthdays Quotes) My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays (Birthdays Quotes) I like to go to anybody else’s birthday, and if I’m invited I’m a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don’t care (Birthdays Quotes) Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end (Birthdays Quotes) On one of my birthdays I did 1,000 chin-ups and 1,000 push-ups. For my 70th birthday I towed 70 boats with 70 people in it, my feet and hands tied-my hands were in handcuffs, my feet were tied together-and I towed these boats a mile-and-a-half in Long Beach Harbor. For my 93rd birthday I’m going to tow my wife across the bathtub (Birthdays Quotes) I’d sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don’t have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice (Birthdays Quotes) Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children (Birthdays Quotes) I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth (Birthdays Quotes) I have heard it said that as we keep our birthdays when we are alive, so the ghosts of dead people, who are not easy in their graves, keep the day they died upon (Birthdays Quotes) I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It’s so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I’m like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I’m like the cake streak is over (Birthdays Quotes) I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn’t. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I’m doing by how many people remember; it’s like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up (Birthdays Quotes) Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we’ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it’s not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing (Birthdays Quotes) I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don’t know what it is, anybody’s only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives (Birthdays Quotes) Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass that’s somehow connected to birth (Birthdays Quotes) Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth (Birthdays Quotes) I used to get a lot of rubber ducks on my birthdays as presents because, you know, I make rubber ducks. But then I get the ugliest ones with a neck, ugly colors, and devil ears. I don’t like those (Birthdays Quotes) Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends’ birthdays (Birthdays Quotes) Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris (Birthdays Quotes) Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays (Birthdays Quotes) Elements and birthdays have been intertwined for me since boyhood, when I learned about atomic numbers (Birthdays Quotes)

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