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Birthday Quotes

Happy birthday and make sure to remind me how old you’re pretending to be Picture Quote #1

May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth Picture Quote #1

Let your baby’s birthday serve as a monument to the days when you and your spouse used to have sex Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to an adult who still depends on money being in their birthday card Picture Quote #1

I hope you like this birthday ecard better than last year’s text message Picture Quote #1

You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday Picture Quote #1

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Any company that ensures I never forget your birthday should be worth at least $100 billion Picture Quote #1

Happy midweek birthday to someone I hope isn’t having a midlife crisis Picture Quote #1

Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone who’s been to more children’s birthday parties this year than adult ones Picture Quote #1

Let’s count how many times we’ve celebrated your birthday this week Picture Quote #1

I’ll attend your baby’s birthday party when your baby is old enough to realize it’s having a birthday party Picture Quote #1

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I was going to drink tonight anyway but I’m happier it’s because we’re celebrating your birthday Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes they’re too old to go snowboarding Picture Quote #1

Enjoy your summer birthday while you’re still young enough to not be a likely candidate for dying of heat stroke Picture Quote #1

I hope you don’t take this early birthday card as an indication I think you might not make it Picture Quote #1

It must be an honor to have the same birthday as someone who accomplished so much more than you Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays Picture Quote #1

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When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence Picture Quote #1

Happy birthday to someone who now stands out as the weird, old person at summer music festivals Picture Quote #1

I’d be happy to attend your birthday celebration as it falls right before my going into hiding for bathing suit season Picture Quote #1

Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative Picture Quote #1

Due to budget cutbacks, we’d appreciate you not telling anyone when your birthday is so we won’t have to buy you a cake Picture Quote #1

I hope I don’t get kicked out of our summer share before your birthday Picture Quote #1

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If you’re wondering, I definitely consider us close enough for you to get me a birthday gift Picture Quote #1

I hope you didn’t have to use your birthday candles as the primary source of light in your home Picture Quote #1

Sorry worrying about your birthday is taking even more years off your life Picture Quote #1

Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year Picture Quote #1

Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got Picture Quote #1

I hope no acknowledgment of your birthday was exactly what you wanted for your birthday Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday and make sure to remind me how old you’re pretending to be (Birthday Quotes) May your summer birthday be less hot and sticky than the moment of your birth (Birthday Quotes) Let your baby’s birthday serve as a monument to the days when you and your spouse used to have sex (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to an adult who still depends on money being in their birthday card (Birthday Quotes) I hope you like this birthday ecard better than last year’s text message (Birthday Quotes) You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday (Birthday Quotes) Any company that ensures I never forget your birthday should be worth at least $100 billion (Birthday Quotes) Happy midweek birthday to someone I hope isn’t having a midlife crisis (Birthday Quotes) Wishing you a happy early birthday so I don’t have to remember it later (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who’s been to more children’s birthday parties this year than adult ones (Birthday Quotes) Let’s count how many times we’ve celebrated your birthday this week (Birthday Quotes) I’ll attend your baby’s birthday party when your baby is old enough to realize it’s having a birthday party (Birthday Quotes) I was going to drink tonight anyway but I’m happier it’s because we’re celebrating your birthday (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes they’re too old to go snowboarding (Birthday Quotes) Enjoy your summer birthday while you’re still young enough to not be a likely candidate for dying of heat stroke (Birthday Quotes) I hope you don’t take this early birthday card as an indication I think you might not make it (Birthday Quotes) It must be an honor to have the same birthday as someone who accomplished so much more than you (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays (Birthday Quotes) When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence (Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday to someone who now stands out as the weird, old person at summer music festivals (Birthday Quotes) I’d be happy to attend your birthday celebration as it falls right before my going into hiding for bathing suit season (Birthday Quotes) Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative (Birthday Quotes) Due to budget cutbacks, we’d appreciate you not telling anyone when your birthday is so we won’t have to buy you a cake (Birthday Quotes) I hope I don’t get kicked out of our summer share before your birthday (Birthday Quotes) If you’re wondering, I definitely consider us close enough for you to get me a birthday gift (Birthday Quotes) I hope you didn’t have to use your birthday candles as the primary source of light in your home (Birthday Quotes) Sorry worrying about your birthday is taking even more years off your life (Birthday Quotes) Sorry your winter birthday prevents you from dressing as slutty as you do the rest of the year (Birthday Quotes) Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got (Birthday Quotes) I hope no acknowledgment of your birthday was exactly what you wanted for your birthday (Birthday Quotes)

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