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Birthday Cake Quotes

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake Picture Quote #1

Here's to blasphemously enjoying your birthday cake this Passover Picture Quote #1

Birthday cake calories don’t count Picture Quote #1

I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage Picture Quote #1

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen Picture Quote #1

We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it Picture Quote #1

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At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! Picture Quote #1

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness Picture Quote #1

Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off Picture Quote #1

Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past Picture Quote #1

For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade Picture Quote #1

I think there’s something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter’s first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it Picture Quote #1

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Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal Picture Quote #1

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal Picture Quote #1

You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn’t engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we’re forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth Picture Quote #1

I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it’s been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys Picture Quote #1

Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake Picture Quote #1

I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger Picture Quote #1

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Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth Picture Quote #1

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Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake (Birthday Cake Quotes) Here's to blasphemously enjoying your birthday cake this Passover (Birthday Cake Quotes) Birthday cake calories don’t count (Birthday Cake Quotes) I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage (Birthday Cake Quotes) Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the kitchen (Birthday Cake Quotes) We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you’d drop it (Birthday Cake Quotes) At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! (Birthday Cake Quotes) If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness (Birthday Cake Quotes) Telling me to relax or smile when I’m angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You’re just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off (Birthday Cake Quotes) Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it was our mom’s homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back to the past (Birthday Cake Quotes) For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade (Birthday Cake Quotes) I think there’s something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter’s first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it (Birthday Cake Quotes) Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal (Birthday Cake Quotes) I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal (Birthday Cake Quotes) You know what I think? I think that if a young woman doesn’t engage in the act of occasionally wishing on a star or a flower or a birthday cake full of candles, then we’re forfeiting one of the sweetest whimsies of our youth (Birthday Cake Quotes) I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it’s been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys (Birthday Cake Quotes) Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake (Birthday Cake Quotes) I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a thin layer of icing on a great dark birthday cake writhing with grubs and nightmares and hunger (Birthday Cake Quotes) Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth (Birthday Cake Quotes)

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