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Billy Connolly Quotes

Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires! Picture Quote #1

I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt Picture Quote #1

I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt Picture Quote #1

There’s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes Picture Quote #1

I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline Picture Quote #1

The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex Picture Quote #1

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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter Picture Quote #1

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days Picture Quote #1

Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint Picture Quote #1

Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace Picture Quote #1

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do Picture Quote #1

Don’t die until you’re dead Picture Quote #1

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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey. Doesn't try it on Picture Quote #1

Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen Picture Quote #1

I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea Picture Quote #1

Never trust people who’ve only got one book Picture Quote #1

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one Picture Quote #1

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! Picture Quote #1

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If you give people a chance, they shine Picture Quote #1

Don’t vote, it only encourages them Picture Quote #1

I don’t aim to offend Picture Quote #1

Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet Picture Quote #1

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? Picture Quote #1

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit Picture Quote #1

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I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white Picture Quote #1

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? Picture Quote #1

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo Picture Quote #1

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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires! (Billy Connolly Quotes) I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt (Billy Connolly Quotes) I was brought up as a Catholic. I’ve got A-level guilt. (Billy Connolly Quotes) There’s no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes (Billy Connolly Quotes) I love fishing. It’s transcendental meditation with a punchline (Billy Connolly Quotes) The zombie sex, I have no idea. It must be like tantric sex (Billy Connolly Quotes) There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter (Billy Connolly Quotes) I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days (Billy Connolly Quotes) Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint (Billy Connolly Quotes) Scotland has the only football team in the world that does a lap of disgrace (Billy Connolly Quotes) Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn’t too nice a thing to do (Billy Connolly Quotes) Don’t die until you’re dead (Billy Connolly Quotes) Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey. Doesn't try it on (Billy Connolly Quotes) Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen (Billy Connolly Quotes) I decided to stop drinking while it was still my idea (Billy Connolly Quotes) Never trust people who’ve only got one book (Billy Connolly Quotes) The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one (Billy Connolly Quotes) Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! (Billy Connolly Quotes) If you give people a chance, they shine (Billy Connolly Quotes) Don’t vote, it only encourages them (Billy Connolly Quotes) I don’t aim to offend (Billy Connolly Quotes) Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet (Billy Connolly Quotes) Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? (Billy Connolly Quotes) Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit (Billy Connolly Quotes) I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white (Billy Connolly Quotes) So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel? (Billy Connolly Quotes) My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo (Billy Connolly Quotes)