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Bill Watterson Quotes

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems? Picture Quote #1

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero? Picture Quote #1

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship Picture Quote #1

If you can’t win by reason, go for volume Picture Quote #1

I’d hate to have a kid like me Picture Quote #1

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know Picture Quote #1

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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world Picture Quote #1

I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal Picture Quote #1

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery Picture Quote #1

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse Picture Quote #1

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were Picture Quote #1

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction Picture Quote #1

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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks Picture Quote #1

It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy... Let’s go exploring! Picture Quote #1

Careful. We don’t want to learn from this Picture Quote #1

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way Picture Quote #1

Mothers are the necessity of invention Picture Quote #1

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens Picture Quote #1

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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless Picture Quote #1

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book Picture Quote #1

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night Picture Quote #1

I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport Picture Quote #1

I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations Picture Quote #1

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! Picture Quote #1

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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning Picture Quote #1

From now on, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I’m just here to cash in Picture Quote #1

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day Picture Quote #1

Calvin : There’s no problem so awful, that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems? (Bill Watterson Quotes) What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero? (Bill Watterson Quotes) Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship (Bill Watterson Quotes) If you can’t win by reason, go for volume (Bill Watterson Quotes) I’d hate to have a kid like me (Bill Watterson Quotes) I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know (Bill Watterson Quotes) I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world (Bill Watterson Quotes) I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal (Bill Watterson Quotes) Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery (Bill Watterson Quotes) The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse (Bill Watterson Quotes) Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were (Bill Watterson Quotes) I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction (Bill Watterson Quotes) We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks (Bill Watterson Quotes) It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy... Let’s go exploring! (Bill Watterson Quotes) Careful. We don’t want to learn from this (Bill Watterson Quotes) From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way (Bill Watterson Quotes) Mothers are the necessity of invention (Bill Watterson Quotes) You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens (Bill Watterson Quotes) Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless (Bill Watterson Quotes) Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book (Bill Watterson Quotes) I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night (Bill Watterson Quotes) I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport (Bill Watterson Quotes) I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations (Bill Watterson Quotes) Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!! (Bill Watterson Quotes) I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood (Bill Watterson Quotes) It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning (Bill Watterson Quotes) From now on, I’m not doing anything I don’t want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success... I’m just here to cash in (Bill Watterson Quotes) A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day (Bill Watterson Quotes) Calvin : There’s no problem so awful, that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse (Bill Watterson Quotes)

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