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Bill Watterson Quotes
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul (Bill Watterson Quotes)
If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are? (Bill Watterson Quotes)
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria! (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it (Bill Watterson Quotes)
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I’m a misunderstood genius (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am? (Bill Watterson Quotes)
It’s only work if somebody makes you do it (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late (Bill Watterson Quotes)
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it (Bill Watterson Quotes)
The problem with people is that they’re only human (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one (Bill Watterson Quotes)
It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw (Bill Watterson Quotes)
You can present the material, but you can’t make me care (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big (Bill Watterson Quotes)
People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people (Bill Watterson Quotes)
I’m related to people I don’t relate to (Bill Watterson Quotes)
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do (Bill Watterson Quotes)
What state do you live in? Denial (Bill Watterson Quotes)
You know what’s the rage this year?... Hats (Bill Watterson Quotes)
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back (Bill Watterson Quotes)
Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money (Bill Watterson Quotes)