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Bill Bailey Quotes
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A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn’t like that (Bill Bailey Quotes)
I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion! (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit (Bill Bailey Quotes)
I got ham but I’m not a Hamster (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Contentment is knowing you’re right (Bill Bailey Quotes)
I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine (Bill Bailey Quotes)
I’m a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically (Bill Bailey Quotes)
So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all! (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Work hard, save and live within your means (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Nostalgia: How long’s that been around? (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished (Bill Bailey Quotes)
I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! (Bill Bailey Quotes)
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it (Bill Bailey Quotes)