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Benny Hill Quotes
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Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. (Benny Hill Quotes)
Do unto others, then run (Benny Hill Quotes)
Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand (Benny Hill Quotes)
Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect (Benny Hill Quotes)
That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity (Benny Hill Quotes)
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe (Benny Hill Quotes)
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn (Benny Hill Quotes)
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? (Benny Hill Quotes)
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason (Benny Hill Quotes)
I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell (Benny Hill Quotes)
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? (Benny Hill Quotes)