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Beer Quotes

My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There’s even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad Picture Quote #1

How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they’ve got that great business idea Picture Quote #1

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up Picture Quote #1

It’s really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They’re not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit Picture Quote #1

If you’re fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you’re likely younger - in very real, physical terms - than your neighbor who is forty-four, works in a dead-end job, eats chicken wings twice a day, considers thinking too strenuous, and looks at lifting a beer glass as a reasonable daily workout Picture Quote #1

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, ‘From Beer to Eternity’ is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean? Picture Quote #1

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn Picture Quote #1

Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer! Picture Quote #1

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That’s what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains Picture Quote #1

A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said Picture Quote #1

Hell’s a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I’m gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants Picture Quote #1

I’ve never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it’s a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn’t work that way with heroin Picture Quote #1

I am going to add a cold beer. Why not a bottle of whiskey? Because my story is cheap and cannot afford such props. Goddamn, even my imagination is not wealthy enough to order a bottle of Jack! Picture Quote #1

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that’s heaven here on earth Picture Quote #1

In typical sailing races a long time ago, you’d come in and go out, and the first thing you’d do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink Picture Quote #1

There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do Picture Quote #1

She came onto him like a slow movin’ cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid Picture Quote #1

A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer Picture Quote #1

We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn’t Picture Quote #1

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly Picture Quote #1

First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother Picture Quote #1

Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want Picture Quote #1

What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up! Picture Quote #1

When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer Picture Quote #1

Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we’d sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster Picture Quote #1

We don’t have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they’re selling 30 Picture Quote #1

Ginny’s Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it’s close to old school beer joint music venue as you’ll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well Picture Quote #1

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he’d wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base Picture Quote #1

What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn’t the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas Picture Quote #1

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My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There’s even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad. (Beer Quotes) How many times have you been out for a beer or dinner and people are coming up with business ideas? Everybody wants to think they’ve got that great business idea. (Beer Quotes) Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up. (Beer Quotes) It’s really difficult working with kids and with babies because they are not cooperative subjects: they are not socialized into the idea that they should cheerfully and cooperatively give you information. They’re not like undergraduates, who you can bribe with beer money or course credit. (Beer Quotes) If you’re fifty, exercise your mind and body regularly, eat well, and have a general zest for life, you’re likely younger - in very real, physical terms - than your neighbor who is forty-four, works in a dead-end job, eats chicken wings twice a day, considers thinking too strenuous, and looks at lifting a beer glass as a reasonable daily workout. (Beer Quotes) If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, ‘From Beer to Eternity’ is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean? (Beer Quotes) My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. (Beer Quotes) Somehow, we were passing the boundaries of language and finding clarity in shared thought, even if we were just talking about beer! (Beer Quotes) Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That’s what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. (Beer Quotes) A broken heart, too much cold beer, ocean waves and a willing man were never a good combination, no matter what the country songs said. (Beer Quotes) Hell’s a dry heat too. It still sucks. Let me know if you pull anything. I’m gonna go get a cold beer and pour it down my pants. (Beer Quotes) I’ve never read anything about heroin where, yeah, it’s a good experience, and you can do it for 20 years and enjoy it, like having a cold beer. It doesn’t work that way with heroin. (Beer Quotes) I am going to add a cold beer. Why not a bottle of whiskey? Because my story is cheap and cannot afford such props. Goddamn, even my imagination is not wealthy enough to order a bottle of Jack! (Beer Quotes) When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that’s heaven here on earth. (Beer Quotes) In typical sailing races a long time ago, you’d come in and go out, and the first thing you’d do is probably have a cold beer. The first thing we do now is have a protein shake and our recovery drink. (Beer Quotes) There is nothing in your budget for joy. No books, no flowers, no music, not even a cold beer. And there is nothing in your budget to give away to someone else. We don’t help people who don’t have better values than you do. (Beer Quotes) She came onto him like a slow movin’ cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes. (Beer Quotes) It’s hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid. (Beer Quotes) A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a joke and drink a beer. (Beer Quotes) We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn’t. (Beer Quotes) Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly (Beer Quotes) First there was a young guy sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother, then there was an older fatter person sitting in front of television in a T-shirt drinking beer with his mother. (Beer Quotes) Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want. (Beer Quotes) What do Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty from the neck up! (Beer Quotes) When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half filled or half empty. They just hope it’s good beer. (Beer Quotes) Cheerfully fessing up to our failures turns crazy mind off, humility and compassion on. I learned this in a karate dojo that had a strange tradition. Everyone there loved recounting failure stories, and after an evening of smacking one another, we’d sit and have a beer while the students swapped tales of martial arts disaster. (Beer Quotes) We don’t have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they’re selling 30. (Beer Quotes) Ginny’s Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it’s close to old school beer joint music venue as you’ll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well. (Beer Quotes) If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he’d wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base. (Beer Quotes) What was the first name of the Houston club? It wasn’t the Astros. It was the Colt .45s. A lot of guys now will say Colt 45 is a beer. But it was also a pistol, and it went right with Texas. (Beer Quotes)

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