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First it’s pretty tires. Next it’s pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you’re shaving your beard and wearing capri pants (Beard Quotes)
You can’t grow a beard if you shave (Beard Quotes)
Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle (Beard Quotes)
If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion (Beard Quotes)
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard (Beard Quotes)
You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis (Beard Quotes)
Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness (Beard Quotes)
Loose his beard, and hoary hair stream’d like a meteor to the troubled air (Beard Quotes)
The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard (Beard Quotes)
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man (Beard Quotes)
As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard (Beard Quotes)
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week (Beard Quotes)
Hey, I’m just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard! (Beard Quotes)
Do not fear death, but welcome it, since it too comes from nature. For just as we are young and grow old, and flourish and reach maturity, have teeth and a beard and grey hairs, conceive, become pregnant, and bring forth new life, and all the other natural processes that follow the seasons of our existence, so also do we have death. A thoughtful person will never take death lightly, impatiently, or scornfully, but will wait for it as one of life’s natural processes (Beard Quotes)
Don’t judge a man by the size of his ego or his heart, but on the epicness of his beard and the beautiful woman on his arm (Beard Quotes)
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