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Bathroom Quotes

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions Picture Quote #1

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end Picture Quote #1

Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet Picture Quote #1

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it Picture Quote #1

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced Picture Quote #1

I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid Picture Quote #1

Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you’re having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys’ bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing Picture Quote #1

I think we should remodel the bathroom since it’s the only safe place to hide from the kids Picture Quote #1

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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds. I got her a bathroom scale Picture Quote #1

I’m glad I’m not a man in the workplace because women have a nicer bathroom to cry in Picture Quote #1

Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors Picture Quote #1

Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever Picture Quote #1

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! Picture Quote #1

Thank you for knocking instead of shooting when you need to use the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal Picture Quote #1

I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where people would really like one. Making sure a shaving mirror in a hotel bathroom is at the right angle. Making bureaucratic buildings that are somehow cheerful Picture Quote #1

I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ‘til you hear water Picture Quote #1

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom Picture Quote #1

My wife and I replaced our nest with one on wheels. The RV became our new home. It’s remarkable how homey it became and how quickly. It’s obviously very condensed, and we do travel light, but when you think about what you really need, we have the basics - a bed, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a table to sit at to eat and write Picture Quote #1

You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom with my taser, which I have 10 of, my panic button and my cell phone. It was the most terrifying experience I’ve ever had in my life Picture Quote #1

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I find the older one gets the harder it is to keep the weight off, even if one isn’t eating very fattening foods. Once, I was able to put foods like those away, and they didn’t show up on the bathroom scales the next morning. But that was when I was very physically active, travelling all over the world and burning up more calories Picture Quote #1

At school, I’d sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem is I didn’t know how to get started singing professionally. The pool hall was my Facebook. I’d hang out there to keep up with what was going on and to let people know where I could be reached if singing jobs came up Picture Quote #1

You have the power to pause stuff and you have the power to go to the bathroom. You can do whatever you want in your own home. It’s a much more relaxed thing. It’s more like a book, it seems to me. That’s kind of the way I watch movies Picture Quote #1

After about 25 fights you don’t always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight Picture Quote #1

In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a group of children who had formed a water club. The group learned about how to treat their drinking water and use proper hygiene practices, such as washing their hands before eating or after going to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I didn’t like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, ‘I don’t know how she’s alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.’ Picture Quote #1

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I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions (Bathroom Quotes) For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end (Bathroom Quotes) Castro couldn’t even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet (Bathroom Quotes) As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it (Bathroom Quotes) Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is (Bathroom Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard (Bathroom Quotes) You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (Bathroom Quotes) People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced (Bathroom Quotes) I hid the homework, stayed in the bathroom for the longest time trying to cut class - I was a wreck as a kid (Bathroom Quotes) Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you’re having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys’ bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing (Bathroom Quotes) Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there (Bathroom Quotes) I think we should remodel the bathroom since it’s the only safe place to hide from the kids (Bathroom Quotes) My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds. I got her a bathroom scale (Bathroom Quotes) I’m glad I’m not a man in the workplace because women have a nicer bathroom to cry in (Bathroom Quotes) Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors (Bathroom Quotes) Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever (Bathroom Quotes) Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom! (Bathroom Quotes) Thank you for knocking instead of shooting when you need to use the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) Hearing a camera shutter noise in a public bathroom can never be for anything normal (Bathroom Quotes) I think that the point of being an architect is to help raise the experience of everyday living, even a little. Putting a window where people would really like one. Making sure a shaving mirror in a hotel bathroom is at the right angle. Making bureaucratic buildings that are somehow cheerful (Bathroom Quotes) I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ‘til you hear water (Bathroom Quotes) Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) My wife and I replaced our nest with one on wheels. The RV became our new home. It’s remarkable how homey it became and how quickly. It’s obviously very condensed, and we do travel light, but when you think about what you really need, we have the basics - a bed, a bathroom, a kitchen, and a table to sit at to eat and write (Bathroom Quotes) You go into this survival instinct mode, when you feel like your life is in jeopardy. I found myself in the bathroom with my taser, which I have 10 of, my panic button and my cell phone. It was the most terrifying experience I’ve ever had in my life (Bathroom Quotes) I find the older one gets the harder it is to keep the weight off, even if one isn’t eating very fattening foods. Once, I was able to put foods like those away, and they didn’t show up on the bathroom scales the next morning. But that was when I was very physically active, travelling all over the world and burning up more calories (Bathroom Quotes) At school, I’d sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem is I didn’t know how to get started singing professionally. The pool hall was my Facebook. I’d hang out there to keep up with what was going on and to let people know where I could be reached if singing jobs came up (Bathroom Quotes) You have the power to pause stuff and you have the power to go to the bathroom. You can do whatever you want in your own home. It’s a much more relaxed thing. It’s more like a book, it seems to me. That’s kind of the way I watch movies (Bathroom Quotes) After about 25 fights you don’t always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight (Bathroom Quotes) In 2009, I traveled to South Sudan with my organization PSI. While there, I visited a local school and met with a group of children who had formed a water club. The group learned about how to treat their drinking water and use proper hygiene practices, such as washing their hands before eating or after going to the bathroom. (Bathroom Quotes) I didn’t like to stop playing for a second to bother with eating or going to the bathroom. I was a really skinny kid, and I remember my mother always telling people, ‘I don’t know how she’s alive. I think she gets all of her nutrients from air pollution.’ (Bathroom Quotes)

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