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Bat Quotes

It’s a pretty sure thing that the player’s bat is what speaks loudest when it’s contract time, but there are moments when the glove has the last word Picture Quote #1

No man with a conscience can just bat out illustrations. He’s got to put all his talent and feeling into them! Picture Quote #1

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don’t combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm Picture Quote #1

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher Picture Quote #1

There cannot be found in the animal kingdom a bat, or any other creature, so blind in its own range of circumstance and connection, as the greater majority of human beings are in the bosoms of their families Picture Quote #1

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They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square Picture Quote #1

Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch Picture Quote #1

When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes Picture Quote #1

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat Picture Quote #1

We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you’ll see that we always stood with our legs open our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women! Picture Quote #1

I keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat, which has been a good luck charm for a few years Picture Quote #1

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If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing Picture Quote #1

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again Picture Quote #1

During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball Picture Quote #1

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot Picture Quote #1

When you’re mad at someone, it’s probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat Picture Quote #1

The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt Picture Quote #1

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I was always a little hesitant to accuse people of loading a bat to hit a ball farther. I was always very hesitant to approach people because I never had any evidence that I had firsthand knowledge of Picture Quote #1

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat Picture Quote #1

How to hit home runs: I swing as hard as I can, and I try to swing right through the ball... The harder you grip the bat, the more you can swing it through the ball, and the farther the ball will go. I swing big, with everything I’ve got. I hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can Picture Quote #1

I don’t care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat Picture Quote #1

I don’t make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime Picture Quote #1

You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys Picture Quote #1

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A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you Picture Quote #1

I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That’s when you’ve got to be serious Picture Quote #1

Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They’re very dressy. It’s fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown! Picture Quote #1

Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren’t rational to men Picture Quote #1

There is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it Picture Quote #1

I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball Picture Quote #1

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It’s a pretty sure thing that the player’s bat is what speaks loudest when it’s contract time, but there are moments when the glove has the last word (Bat Quotes) No man with a conscience can just bat out illustrations. He’s got to put all his talent and feeling into them! (Bat Quotes) How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don’t combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm (Bat Quotes) I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage (Bat Quotes) I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher (Bat Quotes) There cannot be found in the animal kingdom a bat, or any other creature, so blind in its own range of circumstance and connection, as the greater majority of human beings are in the bosoms of their families (Bat Quotes) They give you a round bat and they throw you a round ball. And they tell you to hit it square (Bat Quotes) Hitting a baseball well, as in cricket, is a very rare skill. One of most difficult things to do in the world to do, hitting a ball coming at you at ninety miles an hour with a round bat. Wonderful to watch (Bat Quotes) When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes (Bat Quotes) What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat (Bat Quotes) We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you’ll see that we always stood with our legs open our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women! (Bat Quotes) I keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat, which has been a good luck charm for a few years (Bat Quotes) If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing (Bat Quotes) Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher’s mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again (Bat Quotes) During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball (Bat Quotes) Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot (Bat Quotes) When you’re mad at someone, it’s probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat (Bat Quotes) The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt (Bat Quotes) I was always a little hesitant to accuse people of loading a bat to hit a ball farther. I was always very hesitant to approach people because I never had any evidence that I had firsthand knowledge of (Bat Quotes) If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat (Bat Quotes) How to hit home runs: I swing as hard as I can, and I try to swing right through the ball... The harder you grip the bat, the more you can swing it through the ball, and the farther the ball will go. I swing big, with everything I’ve got. I hit big or I miss big. I like to live as big as I can (Bat Quotes) I don’t care where you are, but the fans only remember your last time at bat (Bat Quotes) I don’t make speeches. I just let my bat speak for me in the summertime (Bat Quotes) You can shake a dozen glove men out of a tree, but the bat separates the men from the boys (Bat Quotes) A failure becomes just one time at bat if you refuse to let it defeat you (Bat Quotes) I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That’s when you’ve got to be serious (Bat Quotes) Everyone in my grade is turning 13, so there are bunches of bar and bat mitzvahs. They’re very dressy. It’s fun picking out outfits. One girl, for her bat mitzvah, wore a huge red ball gown! (Bat Quotes) Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren’t rational to men (Bat Quotes) There is no one correct way to bat, and so of course there is no one correct stance for it (Bat Quotes) I learned to hit with a broomstick and a ball of tape and I could always get that bat on the ball (Bat Quotes)

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