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Balls Quotes

Balls are to men what purses are to women Picture Quote #1

Grab reality by the balls and squeeze Picture Quote #1

Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can Picture Quote #1

Give a woman a job and she grows balls Picture Quote #1

It’s as clear as the balls on a tall dog Picture Quote #1

I got balls the size of grapefruits! Picture Quote #1

Grab life by the balls and squeeze Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line Picture Quote #1

Balls in general are not a good looking item Picture Quote #1

And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle Picture Quote #1

Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends, and integrity. And you’re keeping all of them in the air. But one day you finally come to understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. The other four balls... are made of glass. If you drop one of these, it will be irrevocably scuffed, nicked, perhaps even shattered Picture Quote #1

Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as nutty methods; 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as a complete waste of time Picture Quote #1

You’re gonna get thrown curve balls left and right, and that’s just the way it goes Picture Quote #1

Life was throwing curve balls at me left and right, but then God gave me a bat and showed me how to swing Picture Quote #1

It’s the reductionist approach to life: if you keep it small, you’ll keep it under control. If you don’t make any noise, the bogeyman won’t find you. But it’s all an illusion, because they die too, those people who roll up their spirits into tiny little balls so as to be safe. Safe?! From what? Life is always on the edge of death; narrow streets lead to the same place as wide avenues, and a little candle burns itself out just like a flaming torch does. I choose my own way to burn Picture Quote #1

Before she could look to find a wound he had control of the vision once again, but like a juggler attempting to hold too many balls in the air catching one meant loosing another Picture Quote #1

Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can Picture Quote #1

Speak what you think today in words as hard as cannon balls, and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said today Picture Quote #1

I am not superwoman. The reality of my daily life is that I am juggling a lot of balls in the air? And sometimes some of the balls get dropped Picture Quote #1

If you don’t have the balls to brake late, that’s your problem Picture Quote #1

I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls Picture Quote #1

I detest my past, and anyone else’s. I detest resignation, patience, professional heroism and obligatory beautiful feelings. I also detest the decorative arts, folklore, advertising, voices making announcements, aerodynamism, boy scouts, the smell of moth balls, events of the moment, and drunken people Picture Quote #1

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Balls are to men what purses are to women (Balls Quotes) Grab reality by the balls and squeeze (Balls Quotes) Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can (Balls Quotes) Give a woman a job and she grows balls (Balls Quotes) It’s as clear as the balls on a tall dog (Balls Quotes) I got balls the size of grapefruits! (Balls Quotes) Grab life by the balls and squeeze (Balls Quotes) Sometimes you have to put your balls on the line (Balls Quotes) Balls in general are not a good looking item (Balls Quotes) And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle (Balls Quotes) Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends, and integrity. And you’re keeping all of them in the air. But one day you finally come to understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. The other four balls... are made of glass. If you drop one of these, it will be irrevocably scuffed, nicked, perhaps even shattered (Balls Quotes) Methods for predicting the future: 1) read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls . . . collectively known as nutty methods; 2) put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer . . . commonly referred to as a complete waste of time. (Balls Quotes) You’re gonna get thrown curve balls left and right, and that’s just the way it goes (Balls Quotes) Life was throwing curve balls at me left and right, but then God gave me a bat and showed me how to swing (Balls Quotes) It’s the reductionist approach to life: if you keep it small, you’ll keep it under control. If you don’t make any noise, the bogeyman won’t find you. But it’s all an illusion, because they die too, those people who roll up their spirits into tiny little balls so as to be safe. Safe?! From what? Life is always on the edge of death; narrow streets lead to the same place as wide avenues, and a little candle burns itself out just like a flaming torch does. I choose my own way to burn (Balls Quotes) Before she could look to find a wound he had control of the vision once again, but like a juggler attempting to hold too many balls in the air catching one meant loosing another (Balls Quotes) Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can (Balls Quotes) Speak what you think today in words as hard as cannon balls, and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said today (Balls Quotes) I am not superwoman. The reality of my daily life is that I am juggling a lot of balls in the air? And sometimes some of the balls get dropped (Balls Quotes) If you don’t have the balls to brake late, that’s your problem (Balls Quotes) I later discovered that in order to be a good athlete one must care intensely what is happening with a ball, even if one doesn’t have possession of it. This was ultimately my failure: my inability to work up a passion for the location of balls (Balls Quotes) I detest my past, and anyone else’s. I detest resignation, patience, professional heroism and obligatory beautiful feelings. I also detest the decorative arts, folklore, advertising, voices making announcements, aerodynamism, boy scouts, the smell of moth balls, events of the moment, and drunken people (Balls Quotes)

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