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Bagel Quotes






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A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed (Bagel Quotes)
I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! (Bagel Quotes)
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they’re just good (Bagel Quotes)
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis (Bagel Quotes)
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. (Bagel Quotes)