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Aziz Ansari Quotes

I prefer being totally sober myself Picture Quote #1
I think absurdist humor is funny Picture Quote #1
I’ve never done online dating Picture Quote #1
Come on, man, I got a full beard! Picture Quote #1
No one’s trying to get with jugglers Picture Quote #1
I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What’s hot, DJ Roomba! Picture Quote #1
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At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit Picture Quote #1
Come cook food with me and do nothing Picture Quote #1
The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay Picture Quote #1
I know my fan base is a smart group of people Picture Quote #1
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life Picture Quote #1
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I prefer being totally sober myself  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I think absurdist humor is funny  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’ve never done online dating  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Come on, man, I got a full beard!  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) No one’s trying to get with jugglers  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What’s hot, DJ Roomba!  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit.  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Come cook food with me and do nothing  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I know my fan base is a smart group of people  (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life  (Aziz Ansari Quotes)