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Atm Quotes

Thank you ATM fees for allowing me to buy my own money Picture Quote #1

I’m the priest who has been mistaken for an ATM machine Picture Quote #1

Congress is not an ATM Picture Quote #1

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it Picture Quote #1

When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don’t think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn’t want their ATM machines lifted Picture Quote #1

The language of love may be universal, but it’s not one of the options on an ATM machine Picture Quote #1

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I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, ‘Got it!’ And then I run away Picture Quote #1

When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don’t think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn’t want their ATM machines lifted Picture Quote #1

Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing! Picture Quote #1

My mindset is of the person who is still unsure whether they have enough money in their ATM to go to another bar. I lived that way when I was unemployed, when I was a snowboard instructor, and when I was at NYU. A lot of my personality is stuck in those five years, and I don’t know if that’s ever gonna change Picture Quote #1

Each month there are numerous incidents where visitors are abducted by criminal groups -- just long enough to withdraw the maximum amount of money from an ATM account, Picture Quote #1

I’ve been blackmailed a billion times. I’ve been sued for ridiculous things. At one point in my life, I was an ATM machine. But I’m used to that. You don’t get used to it, but I’m used to the fact that people will do this, even your own family members, and I don’t hate none of them Picture Quote #1

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In my head, at least, the business of spinning stories has no closing time. Twists in my characters’ lives, glimpses of their secrets, obstacles to their dreams... all arrive unbidden when I’m getting cash at the ATM, walking my son to camp, singing a hymn at a wedding Picture Quote #1

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Thank you ATM fees for allowing me to buy my own money (Atm Quotes) I’m the priest who has been mistaken for an ATM machine (Atm Quotes) Congress is not an ATM (Atm Quotes) You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it (Atm Quotes) When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don’t think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn’t want their ATM machines lifted (Atm Quotes) The language of love may be universal, but it’s not one of the options on an ATM machine (Atm Quotes) I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, ‘Got it!’ And then I run away. (Atm Quotes) When ATM machines came out and people were prosecuted for robbing ATM machines, I don’t think anybody thought the banks were against technology because they didn’t want their ATM machines lifted. (Atm Quotes) Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing! (Atm Quotes) My mindset is of the person who is still unsure whether they have enough money in their ATM to go to another bar. I lived that way when I was unemployed, when I was a snowboard instructor, and when I was at NYU. A lot of my personality is stuck in those five years, and I don’t know if that’s ever gonna change. (Atm Quotes) Each month there are numerous incidents where visitors are abducted by criminal groups -- just long enough to withdraw the maximum amount of money from an ATM account, (Atm Quotes) I’ve been blackmailed a billion times. I’ve been sued for ridiculous things. At one point in my life, I was an ATM machine. But I’m used to that. You don’t get used to it, but I’m used to the fact that people will do this, even your own family members, and I don’t hate none of them. (Atm Quotes) In my head, at least, the business of spinning stories has no closing time. Twists in my characters’ lives, glimpses of their secrets, obstacles to their dreams... all arrive unbidden when I’m getting cash at the ATM, walking my son to camp, singing a hymn at a wedding. (Atm Quotes)