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Ass Quotes

I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew Picture Quote #1

Hypocrissist: A narcissist who has their head so far up their ass they can’t hear the hypocrisy coming out of their mouth Picture Quote #1

He stands confidently in his hot pink mankini. When I told him it was the only suit left, he literally shrugged and put it on. Tan skin, ripped abs and stylish wayfarers- he instantly looked cool even wearing that damn thing. And the girls playing water volleyball even gawked at his ass Picture Quote #1

If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I’d never get off my ass to change the channel Picture Quote #1

I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though Picture Quote #1

The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass Picture Quote #1

That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely Picture Quote #1

Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you Picture Quote #1

It’s fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well Picture Quote #1

You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse Picture Quote #1

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass... get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them Picture Quote #1

You’re thoughtful, Barbara, but you’re not open. You’re passionate, but you’re hard. You’re a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you’re a pain in the ass Picture Quote #1

God really exists, I tell you like this: It resides inside. And anybody tell you different, Just selling you religion, Tryin’ to keep your ass in line Picture Quote #1

I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky’s going to be pissed.Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist’s Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer Picture Quote #1

History is filled with double standards: a man who uses a woman is colored an ass, yet a woman who uses a man is hailed as resourceful Picture Quote #1

I doubt very greatly, however, that you’ll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts Picture Quote #1

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass Picture Quote #1

I came upon a telegram from Eleanor Roosevelt herself to Gypsy Rose Lee that read, ‘May your bare ass always be shining’. That was the clincher; I had to write about this woman Picture Quote #1

I was not supposed to end up freezing my ass off in a remake of Harry Potter meets The Italian Job by way of Fargo Picture Quote #1

If you don’t drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass Picture Quote #1

Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don’t want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting Picture Quote #1

I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale’s ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground Picture Quote #1

Oh, and let’s not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass Picture Quote #1

Believe it or not, one of my favorite songs is ‘La Marseillaise’. I’ll watch Casablanca just to hear it. It is enough to get me off my ass and want to jump on a horse and yell, Charge! Picture Quote #1

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done Picture Quote #1

I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I’m wiping Evan Walker’s ass Picture Quote #1

I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much Picture Quote #1

To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass Picture Quote #1

What’s so wonderful about football and business and show business is that every time I start thinking I’m special, I get knocked on my ass Picture Quote #1

You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason to be a horse’s ass - Franklin Roosevelt. He was humane and wise and resourceful. He was called a traitor to his class Picture Quote #1

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I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew. (Ass Quotes) Hypocrissist: A narcissist who has their head so far up their ass they can’t hear the hypocrisy coming out of their mouth. (Ass Quotes) He stands confidently in his hot pink mankini. When I told him it was the only suit left, he literally shrugged and put it on. Tan skin, ripped abs and stylish wayfarers- he instantly looked cool even wearing that damn thing. And the girls playing water volleyball even gawked at his ass (Ass Quotes) If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I’d never get off my ass to change the channel (Ass Quotes) I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I’ve met her neighbor, he’s a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though... (Ass Quotes) The flies were teaching an advanced seminar in philosophy as they crawled up the crack of my ass (Ass Quotes) That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely... (Ass Quotes) Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you. (Ass Quotes) It’s fun to kick ass and show that other dark side of yourself as well (Ass Quotes) You want ass? The cash is first. You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse. (Ass Quotes) Sometimes life knocks you on your ass... get up, get up, get up!!! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it’s the ability to deal with them. (Ass Quotes) You’re thoughtful, Barbara, but you’re not open. You’re passionate, but you’re hard. You’re a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but you’re a pain in the ass. (Ass Quotes) God really exists, I tell you like this: It resides inside. And anybody tell you different, Just selling you religion, Tryin’ to keep your ass in line. (Ass Quotes) I have to pause the video while I corral the dogs in the other room. They howl in protest, and I tell them they are harshing my mellow and Yogi Beef Jerky’s going to be pissed.Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist’s Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pie is Not The Answer (Ass Quotes) History is filled with double standards: a man who uses a woman is colored an ass, yet a woman who uses a man is hailed as resourceful. (Ass Quotes) I doubt very greatly, however, that you’ll kick my ass. But me and my ass will enjoy your efforts. (Ass Quotes) Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass (Ass Quotes) I came upon a telegram from Eleanor Roosevelt herself to Gypsy Rose Lee that read, ‘May your bare ass always be shining’. That was the clincher; I had to write about this woman. (Ass Quotes) I was not supposed to end up freezing my ass off in a remake of Harry Potter meets The Italian Job by way of Fargo. (Ass Quotes) If you don’t drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. (Ass Quotes) Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don’t want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting. (Ass Quotes) I had one job that was kind of cop-like. One summer I did security at a miniature golf course. Just standing out in the sun all day, Hey, hey, excuse me sir. Get your putter out of the whale’s ass. Come on, this is a place of miniature business. This is not a playground even though it looks like a playground. (Ass Quotes) Oh, and let’s not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass. (Ass Quotes) Believe it or not, one of my favorite songs is ‘La Marseillaise’. I’ll watch Casablanca just to hear it. It is enough to get me off my ass and want to jump on a horse and yell, Charge! (Ass Quotes) When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done. (Ass Quotes) I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I’m wiping Evan Walker’s ass. (Ass Quotes) I think that in America there is a new movement of underground movies that wants to kick the ass of independent films that they think whine too much. (Ass Quotes) To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass. (Ass Quotes) What’s so wonderful about football and business and show business is that every time I start thinking I’m special, I get knocked on my ass. (Ass Quotes) You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason to be a horse’s ass - Franklin Roosevelt. He was humane and wise and resourceful. He was called a traitor to his class. (Ass Quotes)

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