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Aspirin Quotes
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast (Aspirin Quotes)
My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin (Aspirin Quotes)
A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat (Aspirin Quotes)
Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do (Aspirin Quotes)
Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins (Aspirin Quotes)
I don’t even take aspirin (Aspirin Quotes)
The remedy now is two scotches and an aspirin, I think (Aspirin Quotes)
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast (Aspirin Quotes)
Drugs being tested on animals. That sort of thing, well, it depends, doesn't it? If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it tight? (Aspirin Quotes)
I’m sick and tired of black and white people of good intent giving aspirin to a society that is dying of a cancerous disease (Aspirin Quotes)
When a regular person gets sick, they take an aspirin. When a writer gets sick, they take notes (Aspirin Quotes)