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Anthony Jeselnik Quotes

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I’ll be very busy, which is all I need  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I spent all night feeding the homeless to dogs  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I have a twelve year old sex doll. Brand new.  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) The opposite of sad is down’s syndrome  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I love anyone who surprises me and makes me laugh  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I think my friend Jeff is gay. I don’t know - I’m so bad with names.  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) The world is full of horrible things  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) Do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes) I’m a realist all the way. I’m too cynical to be an optimist. But I’ve lived too much of a charmed life so far to ever be a pessimist  (Anthony Jeselnik Quotes)