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If you are friends with the wrong people, Google autocorrects them  (Andy Borowitz Quotes) Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard  (Andy Borowitz Quotes) Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help  (Andy Borowitz Quotes) Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted  (Andy Borowitz Quotes) It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads  (Andy Borowitz Quotes)