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Alcoholic Quotes

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I don't get drunk. I get awesome  (Alcoholic Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner  (Alcoholic Quotes) I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less  (Alcoholic Quotes) Wait, are you drunk? Please - off twelve drinks?  (Alcoholic Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy  (Alcoholic Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not  (Alcoholic Quotes) I drink therefore I am  (Alcoholic Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem  (Alcoholic Quotes) I saw this wino eating grapes. I was like, dude, you have to wait  (Alcoholic Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go  (Alcoholic Quotes) Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand  (Alcoholic Quotes) They were like 'AA this' and I was like 'Bye bye that  (Alcoholic Quotes) Thanks for not getting horrifically drunk  (Alcoholic Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into  (Alcoholic Quotes) Hurry, dear... if you miss the bus you’ll have to walk ‘cause mommy can’t drink and drive  (Alcoholic Quotes) Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord  (Alcoholic Quotes) So who is this “moderation” everyone keeps telling me to drink with?  (Alcoholic Quotes) You make me wish I didn't drink before I met you so that I could blame my drinking on you now  (Alcoholic Quotes) Never argue with a drunk  (Alcoholic Quotes) Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness  (Alcoholic Quotes) Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times  (Alcoholic Quotes) I’m not an alcoholic. I just drink that way  (Alcoholic Quotes) When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don’t want to step on any mines  (Alcoholic Quotes) Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water  (Alcoholic Quotes) First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you  (Alcoholic Quotes) My makeup wasn’t smeared, I wasn’t disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?  (Alcoholic Quotes) Any consideration of the life and larger social existence of the modern corporate man begins and also largely ends with the effect of one all-embracing force. That is organization - the highly structured assemblage of men, and now some women, of which he is a part. It is to this, at the expense of family, friends, sex, recreation and sometimes health and effective control of alcoholic intake, that he is expected to devote his energies  (Alcoholic Quotes)