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Alcohol Quotes

But why is the rum gone? Picture Quote #1

I don't get drunk. I get awesome Picture Quote #1

I drink therefore I am Picture Quote #1

It's Friday and I'm thirsty Picture Quote #1

I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not Picture Quote #1

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk Picture Quote #1

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand Picture Quote #1

I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner Picture Quote #1

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind Picture Quote #1

Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed Picture Quote #1

The voices in my head are all demanding drinks Picture Quote #1

Fine. Just

Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink Picture Quote #1

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life Picture Quote #1

I'm never drinking again. Ever Picture Quote #1

I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem Picture Quote #1

It is only the first bottle that is expensive Picture Quote #1

When someone asks

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut Picture Quote #2

Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze Picture Quote #1

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day Picture Quote #1

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it Picture Quote #1

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket Picture Quote #1

For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk Picture Quote #1

The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months Picture Quote #1

I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor Picture Quote #1

Let's drink tonight like we won the Powerball and then drink even more when we don't Picture Quote #1

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But why is the rum gone? (Alcohol Quotes) I don't get drunk. I get awesome (Alcohol Quotes) I drink therefore I am (Alcohol Quotes) It's Friday and I'm thirsty (Alcohol Quotes) I only drink on two occasions, when it's my birthday, and when it's not (Alcohol Quotes) Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk (Alcohol Quotes) A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into (Alcohol Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Alcohol Quotes) Many have fallen with the bottle in their hand (Alcohol Quotes) I can't wait to get home and pour myself dinner (Alcohol Quotes) The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind (Alcohol Quotes) Drank last night. Forgot to put water by the bed (Alcohol Quotes) The voices in my head are all demanding drinks (Alcohol Quotes) Fine. Just "one" more drink and we can go (Alcohol Quotes) Someday when you have kids of your own, you'll understand why mommy and daddy drink (Alcohol Quotes) It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth (Alcohol Quotes) Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life (Alcohol Quotes) I'm never drinking again. Ever (Alcohol Quotes) I think I'm the reason my guardian angel has a drinking problem (Alcohol Quotes) It is only the first bottle that is expensive (Alcohol Quotes) When someone asks "where is your Xmas spirit", is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet? (Alcohol Quotes) Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut (Alcohol Quotes) Thanks for eating our food and drinking our booze (Alcohol Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day (Alcohol Quotes) There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it (Alcohol Quotes) Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket (Alcohol Quotes) For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was drunk (Alcohol Quotes) The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months (Alcohol Quotes) I don't need the threat of an impending natural disaster to stock up on liquor (Alcohol Quotes) Let's drink tonight like we won the Powerball and then drink even more when we don't (Alcohol Quotes)

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