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Albert Brooks Quotes

I like movies about failing Picture Quote #1

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money Picture Quote #1

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble Picture Quote #1

If you want to be a writer, just write. There’s no magic to it Picture Quote #1

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts! Picture Quote #1

Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived Picture Quote #1

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I can’t not put humor in a book Picture Quote #1

I cast unusual people in my movies Picture Quote #1

I never wanted to be a director Picture Quote #1

You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year Picture Quote #1

If you’re going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn’t expect Picture Quote #1

I’m not interesting enough on my own that you’d want to see a film about me Picture Quote #1

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Don’t worry, and don’t kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come Picture Quote #1

It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you’re not Picture Quote #1

If anything happens to me, tell every woman I’ve ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they’ll have to reevaluate me Picture Quote #1

Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? Picture Quote #1

The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn’t seem good enough Picture Quote #1

It’s fear. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything. Real feeling, true happiness, real joy, they can’t get through that fog. But you lift it and buddy you’re in for the ride of your life Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible Picture Quote #1

I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it Picture Quote #1

How many people didn’t get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain’t that funny Picture Quote #1

I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions Picture Quote #1

I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high Picture Quote #1

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If I’m going to act in someone’s movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles Picture Quote #1

It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not Picture Quote #1

You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn’t feel natural. The pressure is too great. You’re on a time schedule. You’ve got 60 crewmen Picture Quote #1

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender Picture Quote #1

All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that’s all people know how to do when they’re improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other Picture Quote #1

Well, you know, with every character, if you’re going to expose yourself, you’ve got to figure out every detail that you’re going to play. So there’s no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared Picture Quote #1

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I like movies about failing (Albert Brooks Quotes) If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money (Albert Brooks Quotes) Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble (Albert Brooks Quotes) If you want to be a writer, just write. There’s no magic to it (Albert Brooks Quotes) A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts! (Albert Brooks Quotes) Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived (Albert Brooks Quotes) I can’t not put humor in a book (Albert Brooks Quotes) I cast unusual people in my movies (Albert Brooks Quotes) I never wanted to be a director (Albert Brooks Quotes) You never do a movie and not want it to work. You accept whatever it is. You have to, but nobody in their right mind would not want the movie to be getting talked about at the end of the year (Albert Brooks Quotes) If you’re going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn’t expect (Albert Brooks Quotes) I’m not interesting enough on my own that you’d want to see a film about me (Albert Brooks Quotes) Don’t worry, and don’t kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come (Albert Brooks Quotes) It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you’re not (Albert Brooks Quotes) If anything happens to me, tell every woman I’ve ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way, they’ll have to reevaluate me (Albert Brooks Quotes) Wouldn’t this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? (Albert Brooks Quotes) The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn’t seem good enough (Albert Brooks Quotes) It’s fear. Fear is like a giant fog. It sits on your brain and blocks everything. Real feeling, true happiness, real joy, they can’t get through that fog. But you lift it and buddy you’re in for the ride of your life (Albert Brooks Quotes) I’ve always been in the middle of making my own movies, so taking acting jobs that take me away from that has been impossible (Albert Brooks Quotes) I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it (Albert Brooks Quotes) How many people didn’t get a part who would have been better than the person who got the part? Thousands (Albert Brooks Quotes) I don’t want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain’t that funny (Albert Brooks Quotes) I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions (Albert Brooks Quotes) I’ve been to many funerals of funny people, and they’re some of the funniest days you’ll ever have, because the emotions run high (Albert Brooks Quotes) If I’m going to act in someone’s movie, I want the movie to be interesting and be able to get a couple of solid doubles (Albert Brooks Quotes) It’s better to be known by six people for something you’re proud of than by 60 million for something you’re not (Albert Brooks Quotes) You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn’t feel natural. The pressure is too great. You’re on a time schedule. You’ve got 60 crewmen (Albert Brooks Quotes) Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender (Albert Brooks Quotes) All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that’s all people know how to do when they’re improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other (Albert Brooks Quotes) Well, you know, with every character, if you’re going to expose yourself, you’ve got to figure out every detail that you’re going to play. So there’s no character that you can just go put on his shirt and be fully prepared (Albert Brooks Quotes)

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