HOME POPULAR Love Life Inspiration Motivation Funny Friendship Family Faith Happy Hurt Sad Cute Success Wisdom ALL TOPICS Animals Art Attitude Beauty Business Birthdays Dreams Facts Fitness Food Forgiving Miss You Nature Peace Smile So True Sports Teenage Trust Movie TV Weddings More.. AUTHORS Einstein Plato Aristotle Twain Monroe Jefferson Wilde Carroll Confucius Hepburn Dalai Lama Lewis Lincoln Mandela Lao Tzu Ford More.. Meme Maker University Memes
Follow On Pinterest

Alan Coren Quotes

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Text Quotes
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by....  (Alan Coren Quotes) The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you  (Alan Coren Quotes) Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren’t called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?)  (Alan Coren Quotes) The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you  (Alan Coren Quotes) Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread  (Alan Coren Quotes) Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come  (Alan Coren Quotes) To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life  (Alan Coren Quotes) Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea  (Alan Coren Quotes) I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things  (Alan Coren Quotes) Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room  (Alan Coren Quotes) I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things  (Alan Coren Quotes) A humorist tells himself every morning, I hope it’s going to be a rough day. When things are going well, it’s much harder to make the right jokes  (Alan Coren Quotes) Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers  (Alan Coren Quotes) Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers  (Alan Coren Quotes) All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons  (Alan Coren Quotes) Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by  (Alan Coren Quotes) Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten simple digits, lay the infinitely possible? Out there... lay six billion ears, all the people in the world available for contact and mystery and insult, unable to resist the beckoning of one small and villainous forefinger  (Alan Coren Quotes) Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear  (Alan Coren Quotes)