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Al Franken Quotes

We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow Picture Quote #1

I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president Picture Quote #1

If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven Picture Quote #1

Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public Picture Quote #1

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from Picture Quote #1

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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong Picture Quote #1

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it Picture Quote #1

My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time Picture Quote #1

The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover Picture Quote #1

To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal or a conservative bias, is like asking if the problem with Al-Qaeda is do they use too much oil in their hummus Picture Quote #1

The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans’ liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace Picture Quote #1

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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn’t realize he meant our nation Picture Quote #1

If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years Picture Quote #1

We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about Picture Quote #1

I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement - and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation Picture Quote #1

Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure Picture Quote #1

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I’d like very much to continue Picture Quote #1

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Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products Picture Quote #1

Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress Picture Quote #1

My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents Picture Quote #1

Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive Picture Quote #1

I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done. I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot Picture Quote #1

Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise Picture Quote #1

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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it Picture Quote #1

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me Picture Quote #1

I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks Picture Quote #1

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both Picture Quote #1

I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens Picture Quote #1

If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country Picture Quote #1

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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way. You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad. Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow (Al Franken Quotes) I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit, that he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president (Al Franken Quotes) If someone hacks your password, you can change it - as many times as you want. You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret (Al Franken Quotes) I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven. (Al Franken Quotes) Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public. (Al Franken Quotes) Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. (Al Franken Quotes) If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces, that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong. (Al Franken Quotes) And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it. (Al Franken Quotes) My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real estate and did it part time. (Al Franken Quotes) The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover. (Al Franken Quotes) To make the argument that the media has a left- or right-wing, or a liberal or a conservative bias, is like asking if the problem with Al-Qaeda is do they use too much oil in their hummus. (Al Franken Quotes) The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers - one that would protect Americans’ liberty at all times - both in war, and in peace. (Al Franken Quotes) When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn’t realize he meant our nation. (Al Franken Quotes) If you use a cell phone - as I do - your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years. (Al Franken Quotes) We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about. (Al Franken Quotes) I grew up in Minnesota, where we treasure our tradition of civic engagement - and our record of having the nation’s highest voter participation. (Al Franken Quotes) Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure. (Al Franken Quotes) Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I’d like very much to continue. (Al Franken Quotes) Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have, the only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products. (Al Franken Quotes) Being a comedian, you’re under pressure. You have to deal with stress and pressure to perform - to deal with pressure without stress. (Al Franken Quotes) My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home. We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents. (Al Franken Quotes) Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive. (Al Franken Quotes) I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done. I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot. (Al Franken Quotes) Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor. Medicare was established to secure that promise. (Al Franken Quotes) I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it. (Al Franken Quotes) I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog gone it, people like me (Al Franken Quotes) I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks (Al Franken Quotes) When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both (Al Franken Quotes) I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens (Al Franken Quotes) If you control the flow of information, you can control the conversation around important issues. If you can control the conversation, you can change this country (Al Franken Quotes)

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