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Adam Carolla Quotes

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside Picture Quote #1
Don’t do your best, do my best Picture Quote #1
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis! Picture Quote #1
I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist Picture Quote #1
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing Picture Quote #1
I’m a comedian, not a politician Picture Quote #1
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I’d never hurt another person Picture Quote #1
You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it Picture Quote #1
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it Picture Quote #1
Figure out what to do, then take a nap Picture Quote #1
Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays Picture Quote #1
I am not a good cue card reader Picture Quote #1
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I don’t know anything about computers Picture Quote #1
I get depressed at airports Picture Quote #1
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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside  (Adam Carolla Quotes) Don’t do your best, do my best  (Adam Carolla Quotes) Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’m a comedian, not a politician  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I’d never hurt another person  (Adam Carolla Quotes) You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it  (Adam Carolla Quotes) In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it  (Adam Carolla Quotes) Figure out what to do, then take a nap  (Adam Carolla Quotes) Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I am not a good cue card reader  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I don’t know anything about computers  (Adam Carolla Quotes) I get depressed at airports  (Adam Carolla Quotes)