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We all remember the BP oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, the worst oil spill in U.S. history. What is less well known is that BP is claiming a 9.9 billion tax deduction on the money they had to spend cleaning up their own mess and paying for damages they caused. That is absurd.  (Absurd Quotes) Liberalism had come to mean spending more on everything-speech police, failed poverty programs that reward dependence, a bigger nanny state telling us we cannot eat fatty foods, workplace roles that stifle opportunity, and absurd environmental regulations.  (Absurd Quotes) All this argument is the temperature going up or not, it’s absurd... Of course it’s going up. It has gone up since the early 1800s, before the Industrial Revolution, because we’re coming out of the Little Ice Age, not because we’re putting more carbon dioxide into the air.  (Absurd Quotes) For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste. - Carter Kane  (Absurd Quotes) Good food is a celebration of life, and it seems absurd to me that in celebrating life we should take life. That is why I don’t eat flesh. I see no need for killing.  (Absurd Quotes) If you can find meaning in the type of running you need todo to stay on this team, chances are you can find meaning in another absurd pastime: Life.  (Absurd Quotes) The wild, the absurd, the seemingly crazy: this kind of thinking is where new ideas come from ... The people capable of such playful thought carry forward their childish qualities and childhood dreams, applying them in areas where most of us get stuck, victims of our adult seriousness. Staying a child isn’t easy.  (Absurd Quotes) W. Kamau Bell is in the vanguard of a new era of American comedy for an unsettling, troubling, and strangely hopeful time. Firmly in the fearless tradition of Mort Sahl, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, and Chris Rock. Comedy as common sense purged of the absurd hypocrisy that is Our America.  (Absurd Quotes) I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.’ I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon hat. It was quite absurd.  (Absurd Quotes) Anything that is absurd I see as a Coen brothers’ influence! The Coen brothers are my favorite people period.  (Absurd Quotes) It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It’s sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It’s not going to end well.  (Absurd Quotes) The ‘harmonious world’ theory .. will help dispel doubts in the international community about China’s continued development and refute the absurd ‘China threat theory’.  (Absurd Quotes) ...as absurd and dishonest as claiming that the trouble with computer games is that they stop people watching television.  (Absurd Quotes) Once your faith persuades you to believe what your intelligence declares absurd, beware, lest you likewise sacrifice your reason in the conduct of your life.  (Absurd Quotes) Quality without science and research is absurd. You can’t make inferences that something works when you have 60 percent missing data.  (Absurd Quotes) Each human life hypothetically saved by implementing these [radiation] regulations costs about $2.5 billion. Such costs are absurd and immoral, especially when compared to the costs of saving lives by immunization against measles, diphtheria and pertussis, which in developing countries range between $50 and $99 per one human life saved.  (Absurd Quotes) Everyone sees something different in ‘Endgame’: a biblical apocalypse, a portrait of painful co-dependency, a confession of guilt and dignity in the face of death, a night of baffling hopelessness, a meaningless babble. Each interpretation reveals an absurd truth - not about the play, but about the person watching it.  (Absurd Quotes) When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don’t mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot.  (Absurd Quotes) Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they’re there to make our most absurd dreams come true.  (Absurd Quotes) Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don’t be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.  (Absurd Quotes) I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And at four in the morning, you make up some of your most absurd jokes.  (Absurd Quotes) It is false to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, but it is not absurd  (Absurd Quotes) I think the Electoral College is an absurd 18th-century construct. But that is the law.  (Absurd Quotes) I do feel like there’s a level of ridiculousness going on in electronic music... It’s getting borderline absurd out there.  (Absurd Quotes) The purpose of bread and circuses is, as Neil Postman said in his book Amusing Ourselves to Death, to distract, to divert emotional energy towards the absurd and the trivial and the spectacle while you are ruthlessly stripped of power.  (Absurd Quotes) The fundamental law of capitalism is: when workers have more money, businesses have more customers, and need more workers. The idea that high wages equals low employment, it’s absurd.  (Absurd Quotes) The avarice of the old: it’s absurd to increase one’s luggage as one nears the journey’s end.  (Absurd Quotes) I’m the end of the line; absurd and appalling as it may seem, serious New York theater has died in my lifetime.  (Absurd Quotes) I was lucky enough to be able to do comedies, dramas, completely different parts. At the beginning, when you start you have a fantasy that you could be somebody else. Which is absurd. That’s part of being an actor. It’s your voice, it’s the way you move, it’s your body, even if you transform it, you play with it.  (Absurd Quotes) Money is speech. It’s incongruous to say a multimillionaire can spend as much on his own campaign as he wants, but you can only give $2,300. His free speech rights are different from yours, thus violating the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution. It’s absurd.  (Absurd Quotes)
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