Your Wife Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
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Text Quotes
Change everything except your wife and kids (Your Wife Quotes)
I think the hardest part about Golf is being committed to your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
If I was your wife Sir, I’d poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I’d let you! (Your Wife Quotes)
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. ‘Yes, dear.’ And breathe (Your Wife Quotes)
If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck (Your Wife Quotes)
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida (Your Wife Quotes)
My advice to a new husband is nothing more than ‘husbands, love your wives.’ And ‘love your wife as Christ has loved the church.’ Never forget that you are Christ’s representative in serving your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work (Your Wife Quotes)
Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you (Your Wife Quotes)
If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? (Your Wife Quotes)
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Never strike your wife - even with a flower (Your Wife Quotes)
Choose your wife as you wish your children to be (Your Wife Quotes)
Hey ref, does your wife know you're screwing us? (Your Wife Quotes)
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first (Your Wife Quotes)
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that (Your Wife Quotes)
It’s better when you have your wife with you, more fun (Your Wife Quotes)
Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way (Your Wife Quotes)
Never go in a place that you wouldn’t take your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Like your job. Love your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
It’s the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
The consumer isn’t a moron; she is your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife? (Your Wife Quotes)
There is no such thing as being good to your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
I’m not witch. I’m your wife (Your Wife Quotes)
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks (Your Wife Quotes)
It is better to have loved your wife than never to have loved at all (Your Wife Quotes)
Never paint your wife or your mother (Your Wife Quotes)