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Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know. (Your Mom Quotes)
Dilip Kumar was the only Bollywood hero who could make a girl shiver just by looking at her. If you don’t believe it, ask your mom! (Your Mom Quotes)
No matter your age you always need your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear (Your Mom Quotes)
This is your moment. Own it (Your Mom Quotes)
One play can change your momentum forever (Your Mom Quotes)
It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped (Your Mom Quotes)
Here it is... your moment of zen (Your Mom Quotes)
Better hurry, your mom’s yelling something (Your Mom Quotes)
If your position is everywhere, your momentum is zero (Your Mom Quotes)
Sometimes thinking too much can destroy your momentum (Your Mom Quotes)
This is your moment. You’re meant to be here (Your Mom Quotes)
Nice glasses! Not as nice as your momma’s glasses! (Your Mom Quotes)
Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (Your Mom Quotes)
Never trust nobody, your moms will set your ass up (Your Mom Quotes)
When your mom just mopped the floor and tells you not to walk on it (Your Mom Quotes)
When your mom calls you by your full name (Your Mom Quotes)
Culture, when it comes to food, is of course a fancy word for your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
Your mom can’t hate a whole country because of one person! (Your Mom Quotes)
Also, I’m sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know (Your Mom Quotes)
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home (Your Mom Quotes)
Treat a woman how you’d want someone to treat your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
How your mom looks at you during the parent-teacher meeting (Your Mom Quotes)
When you’re sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
It doesn’t matter how old you are, or what you do in your life, you never stop needing your mom (Your Mom Quotes)
Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar (Your Mom Quotes)
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good (Your Mom Quotes)
Your mom isn’t going to let me step foot inside this place. I’ve seen the gun she keeps on the top shelf of the pantry (Your Mom Quotes)
That’s the real excellent scary part, that feeling, and that feeling won’t come if the lady from next door is there and your mom won’t ride the ride, because what brings on that feeling most is when your mom rides wedged in tight with you and your brother on nights like this, when your mom will scream the excellent scream, the scream that people you see in snatches on the boardwalk stop and stare for, the scream that stops the ride next door, the scream that tells us to our hearts the bolts have finally broken (Your Mom Quotes)
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