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Your Grandmother Quotes

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake Picture Quote #1

Animals are nicer than humans and they’re conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother? Picture Quote #1

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It’s like biting into your grandmother Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately I don’t have my grandparents, but Mum and I are working quite well together. That’s candid, that’s frank. Your grandmother is never going to lie to you Picture Quote #1

I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me Picture Quote #1

She’d read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn’t run away, but all she knew about wolves is that you should never tell them how to find your grandmother’s house Picture Quote #1

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If religion is the opiate of the people, tradition is an even more sinister analgesic, simply because it rarely appears sinister. If religion is a tight band, a throbbing vein, and a needle, tradition is a far homelier concoction: poppy seeds ground into tea; a sweet cocoa drink laced with cocaine; the kind of thing your grandmother might have made Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language Picture Quote #1

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If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake (Your Grandmother Quotes) Animals are nicer than humans and they’re conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother? (Your Grandmother Quotes) Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It’s like biting into your grandmother (Your Grandmother Quotes) Unfortunately I don’t have my grandparents, but Mum and I are working quite well together. That’s candid, that’s frank. Your grandmother is never going to lie to you (Your Grandmother Quotes) I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me (Your Grandmother Quotes) She’d read once that if you ran into a bear in the woods you should avoid eye contact and you shouldn’t run away, but all she knew about wolves is that you should never tell them how to find your grandmother’s house (Your Grandmother Quotes) If religion is the opiate of the people, tradition is an even more sinister analgesic, simply because it rarely appears sinister. If religion is a tight band, a throbbing vein, and a needle, tradition is a far homelier concoction: poppy seeds ground into tea; a sweet cocoa drink laced with cocaine; the kind of thing your grandmother might have made (Your Grandmother Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language (Your Grandmother Quotes)

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