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At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! Picture Quote #1
Happy birthday! May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you Picture Quote #1
Get it wrong, and we call it a cult. Get it right, and maybe, for the next few millennia, people won’t have to go to work on your birthday Picture Quote #1
Get it wrong, and we call it a cult. Get it right, in the right time and the right place, and maybe, for the next few millennia, people won’t have to go to work on your birthday Picture Quote #1
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11 Picture Quote #1
Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world Picture Quote #1
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Well, if you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Uhhhh ‘Happy Birthday’ of course! Picture Quote #1
There’s a gift in your lap and it’s beautifully wrapped and it’s not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you’re alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you’re that important Picture Quote #1
Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday Picture Quote #1
Something to remember on your birthday.. Forget the past, it can’t be changed.. And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one Picture Quote #1
I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized Picture Quote #1
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap Picture Quote #1
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I was going to drink tonight anyway but I’m happier it’s because we’re celebrating your birthday Picture Quote #1
You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday Picture Quote #1
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At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can’t eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!  (Your Birthday Quotes) Happy birthday! May your birthday bring you as much happiness as you give to everyone who knows you  (Your Birthday Quotes) Get it wrong, and we call it a cult. Get it right, and maybe, for the next few millennia, people won’t have to go to work on your birthday  (Your Birthday Quotes) Get it wrong, and we call it a cult. Get it right, in the right time and the right place, and maybe, for the next few millennia, people won’t have to go to work on your birthday  (Your Birthday Quotes) There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11  (Your Birthday Quotes) Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world  (Your Birthday Quotes) Well, if you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Uhhhh ‘Happy Birthday’ of course!  (Your Birthday Quotes) There’s a gift in your lap and it’s beautifully wrapped and it’s not your birthday. You feel wonderful, you feel like somebody knows you’re alive, you feel fear because it could be a bomb, because you think you’re that important  (Your Birthday Quotes) Let’s celebrate your birthday somewhere with cheap enough drinks that I can get drunk enough to ruin your birthday  (Your Birthday Quotes) Something to remember on your birthday.. Forget the past, it can’t be changed.. And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one  (Your Birthday Quotes) I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized  (Your Birthday Quotes) Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap  (Your Birthday Quotes) I was going to drink tonight anyway but I’m happier it’s because we’re celebrating your birthday  (Your Birthday Quotes) You’ll never guess what I got you for your birthday because I didn’t get you anything for your birthday  (Your Birthday Quotes)
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