You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions

"You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions" is a humorous and playful phrase that is often used in a lighthearted manner to convey a sense of confidence and self-assuredness. The phrase suggests that the speaker is so complex and unpredictable that even with clear instructions on how to deal with them, others would still struggle to keep up.