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X Wife Quotes

There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn’t resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me Picture Quote #1

I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife Picture Quote #1

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn Picture Quote #1

Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her Picture Quote #1

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A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

One suggestion my wife and I have used in our personal finance courses we teach at college is simply writing down all expenditures and seeing where the money goes. That alone will cause heads of households to think twice about x, y or z expenditure, and to consider carefully whether they really need something or not Picture Quote #1

Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife Picture Quote #1

The drink? Yes, I’ve had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia Picture Quote #1

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Picture Quote #1

It helps to be able to be alone. ‘Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don’t do that. Ask my ex-wife Picture Quote #1

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There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn’t resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me (X Wife Quotes) I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. (X Wife Quotes) I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. (X Wife Quotes) Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her (X Wife Quotes) A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life (X Wife Quotes) One suggestion my wife and I have used in our personal finance courses we teach at college is simply writing down all expenditures and seeing where the money goes. That alone will cause heads of households to think twice about x, y or z expenditure, and to consider carefully whether they really need something or not (X Wife Quotes) Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife (X Wife Quotes) The drink? Yes, I’ve had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia (X Wife Quotes) Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? (X Wife Quotes) It helps to be able to be alone. ‘Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don’t do that. Ask my ex-wife (X Wife Quotes)