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I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife Picture Quote #1

I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn Picture Quote #1

Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud Picture Quote #1

My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her Picture Quote #1

Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife Picture Quote #1

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Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? Picture Quote #1

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I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife. (X Wife Quotes) I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with sharks and lawyers. Oh well, at least I got to keep the unicorn. (X Wife Quotes) Divorce. It gets ugly when your ex-wife takes half your stuff (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud (X Wife Quotes) My ex-wife. She brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met her (X Wife Quotes) Because wherever I am today, I still owe it to God and I owe it to two men - the Honorable Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X and of course, two very special women, my mother and my wife (X Wife Quotes) Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I’d died. I’ve been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I’ve had a few so it’s hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure? (X Wife Quotes)