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Woody Allen Quotes

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice Picture Quote #1

Eighty percent of success is showing up Picture Quote #1

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition Picture Quote #1

I am two with nature Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm Picture Quote #1

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer Picture Quote #1

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The only thing standing between me and greatness is me Picture Quote #1

I foresee death by culture shock Picture Quote #1

People think I’m an artist because my films lose money Picture Quote #1

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! Picture Quote #1

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday Picture Quote #1

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness Picture Quote #1

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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen Picture Quote #1

Your audience teaches you how to be funny Picture Quote #1

90 per cent of success is turning up Picture Quote #1

You use sex to express every emotion except love Picture Quote #1

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Picture Quote #1

I can levitate birds. No one cares Picture Quote #1

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It shows exactly what you can do if you’re a total psychotic Picture Quote #1

A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings Picture Quote #1

Isn’t all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed Picture Quote #1

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal Picture Quote #1

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling Picture Quote #1

Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement! Picture Quote #1

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Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! Picture Quote #1

I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social Picture Quote #1

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices Picture Quote #1

Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body Picture Quote #1

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife Picture Quote #1

Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety Picture Quote #1

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice (Woody Allen Quotes) Eighty percent of success is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition (Woody Allen Quotes) I am two with nature (Woody Allen Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm (Woody Allen Quotes) Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer (Woody Allen Quotes) The only thing standing between me and greatness is me (Woody Allen Quotes) I foresee death by culture shock (Woody Allen Quotes) People think I’m an artist because my films lose money (Woody Allen Quotes) I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! (Woody Allen Quotes) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday (Woody Allen Quotes) Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness (Woody Allen Quotes) Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen (Woody Allen Quotes) Your audience teaches you how to be funny (Woody Allen Quotes) 90 per cent of success is turning up (Woody Allen Quotes) You use sex to express every emotion except love (Woody Allen Quotes) What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream (Woody Allen Quotes) I can levitate birds. No one cares (Woody Allen Quotes) It shows exactly what you can do if you’re a total psychotic (Woody Allen Quotes) A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings (Woody Allen Quotes) Isn’t all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed (Woody Allen Quotes) I tended to place my wife under a pedestal (Woody Allen Quotes) Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling (Woody Allen Quotes) Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement! (Woody Allen Quotes) Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser! (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social (Woody Allen Quotes) We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices (Woody Allen Quotes) Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body (Woody Allen Quotes) I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife (Woody Allen Quotes) Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety (Woody Allen Quotes)

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