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Woody Allen Quotes

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice  (Woody Allen Quotes) Eighty percent of success is showing up  (Woody Allen Quotes) To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition  (Woody Allen Quotes) I am two with nature  (Woody Allen Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing. But incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm  (Woody Allen Quotes) Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer  (Woody Allen Quotes) The only thing standing between me and greatness is me  (Woody Allen Quotes) I foresee death by culture shock  (Woody Allen Quotes) People think I’m an artist because my films lose money  (Woody Allen Quotes) I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!  (Woody Allen Quotes) Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday  (Woody Allen Quotes) Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness  (Woody Allen Quotes) Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen  (Woody Allen Quotes) Your audience teaches you how to be funny  (Woody Allen Quotes) 90 per cent of success is turning up  (Woody Allen Quotes) You use sex to express every emotion except love  (Woody Allen Quotes) What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream  (Woody Allen Quotes) I can levitate birds. No one cares  (Woody Allen Quotes) It shows exactly what you can do if you’re a total psychotic  (Woody Allen Quotes) A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings  (Woody Allen Quotes) Isn’t all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed  (Woody Allen Quotes) I tended to place my wife under a pedestal  (Woody Allen Quotes) Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling  (Woody Allen Quotes) Marriage? That’s for life! It’s like cement!  (Woody Allen Quotes) Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!  (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social  (Woody Allen Quotes) We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices  (Woody Allen Quotes) Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body  (Woody Allen Quotes) I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife  (Woody Allen Quotes) Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety  (Woody Allen Quotes)
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